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I think this joke belongs here......

Xelindrya Posted:

I think this joke belongs here......

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that
his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly
teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf
a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so
extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him,
and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him ... they kiss...and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night
of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy says:
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newnybride2be Posted:

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hahaha that is soooo funny!!!!
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