I was 3 feet from making SM a very rich

widower.

I was walking to chinatown to pick up his dry cleaning, and a huge chunk of ice fell off of the Municipal Building-those arches by City Hall and landed right in front of me.

He was almost VERY VERY rich...and of course, VERY VERY

JESUS!
Be careful

wow.
see- the city is no good- bad for your health.
Also, I can't go tomorrow. Sorry.

The dangers of NYC!!

For your near-death experience.