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I work with crazy people.

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

I work with crazy people.

My coworker is planning to get a vasectomy soon. That's cool, whatever...I also don't need to know this.
He keeps talking to me about it (because while other people might be uncomfortable, it takes a LOT to shock me)...and he just goes 'I REALLY NEED TO POUND ONE LAST ONE OUT BEFORE I GET THE OL' SNIP-A-ROO'

This place is full of nuts.

Pun intended.
halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

My coworker is planning to get a vasectomy soon. That's cool, whatever...I also don't need to know this.
He keeps talking to me about it (because while other people might be uncomfortable, it takes a LOT to shock me)...and he just goes 'I REALLY NEED TO POUND ONE LAST ONE OUT BEFORE I GET THE OL' SNIP-A-ROO'

This place is full of nuts.

Pun intended.



That's insane. And a little creepy.

What is he hoping you'll offer?!
little j Posted:

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FutureLW Posted:

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OMG, so inappropriate!!!!!!!!!

But funny at the same time
Iluvpoodles Posted:

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I would turn around and pretend I was working after he said that.

asg450 Posted:

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kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by kris_gets_hitched

My coworker is planning to get a vasectomy soon. That's cool, whatever...I also don't need to know this.
He keeps talking to me about it (because while other people might be uncomfortable, it takes a LOT to shock me)...and he just goes 'I REALLY NEED TO POUND ONE LAST ONE OUT BEFORE I GET THE OL' SNIP-A-ROO'

This place is full of nuts.

Pun intended.



That's insane. And a little creepy.

What is he hoping you'll offer?!



Definitely not. I'm pretty sure that even though he's married with kids, I'm not his type. I don't have the anatomy he'd prefer, knowwhatimean?

Nothing shocks me. I just reminded him that even though he'd be shooting blanks, he'd still be able to get off. And then I picked up my stapler and made a gesture like I was going to throw it at him.
mariedsgn Posted:

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regy_k Posted:

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wow
Future Mrs H Posted:

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Definately TMI!!!
halfbaked Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched


Posted by jilliibabii


Posted by kris_gets_hitched

My coworker is planning to get a vasectomy soon. That's cool, whatever...I also don't need to know this.
He keeps talking to me about it (because while other people might be uncomfortable, it takes a LOT to shock me)...and he just goes 'I REALLY NEED TO POUND ONE LAST ONE OUT BEFORE I GET THE OL' SNIP-A-ROO'

This place is full of nuts.

Pun intended.



That's insane. And a little creepy.

What is he hoping you'll offer?!



Definitely not. I'm pretty sure that even though he's married with kids, I'm not his type. I don't have the anatomy he'd prefer, knowwhatimean?

Nothing shocks me. I just reminded him that even though he'd be shooting blanks, he'd still be able to get off. And then I picked up my stapler and made a gesture like I was going to throw it at him.



Oooooooh gotcha. Poor guy, I always wonder if the wife knows... about his preferences not the vasectomy. lol.
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