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If I could.....

LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by MrsERod


Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings

...bribe Ron & Liz for the diamonds I would bribe them with.........



RON...THIS IS IT:

If I could bribe Ron & Liz for the diamonds, I would bribe them with:

1 whole year of lawn care for free!!!!

Thats a whole lotta mowing !!!!



But I have a son. Built in lawn care!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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what about your daughter!!! I was built in lawn care for my parents, and I'm 100% girl!!!

(and yes, I have a brother.) Dad was all about that equal opportunity stuff!!!
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


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Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by FeliciaDA

You already have season tickets, so I would bribe you with arranging for you & your family to meet all the Yankees , and be their guests of honor at a game

Wait .. heck if I could do that, I think I'd do it for ME and 'share' of course



Hmmm, I'm already kinda doing that. But it is a $1000/plate affair. And you think weddings can be pricey!



Dang, you get all the perks!! But 1,000 .. wow!

Well if someone cannot make it to that affair, remember your loyal LIWs members/friends!!!



Wanna go?



I would but no way Anthony would let me spend a grand on meeting the Yankees Mean Met fan



Did I say YOU would have to pay?



TELL ME MORE
MrsERod Posted:

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then what about I be your neighbor and provide free dinners for life!!?? I make a mean lasagna!! Just sell me a 1/2 acre on one of the corners!!!
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin

what about your daughter!!! I was built in lawn care for my parents, and I'm 100% girl!!!

(and yes, I have a brother.) Dad was all about that equal opportunity stuff!!!



Funny! I call my daughter my pumpkin. Spoil her silly! No lawn care for her!
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by MrsERod

then what about I be your neighbor and provide free dinners for life!!?? I make a mean lasagna!! Just sell me a 1/2 acre on one of the corners!!!



No one gets my property! No one!
I have zero neighbors. I like it that way!

This is a bribe for diamonds not my property! Lets do one bribe at a time, okay?
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA

TELL ME MORE



I'll get back to you!
MrsERod Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by MrsERod

then what about I be your neighbor and provide free dinners for life!!?? I make a mean lasagna!! Just sell me a 1/2 acre on one of the corners!!!



No one gets my property! No one!
I have zero neighbors. I like it that way!

This is a bribe for diamonds not my property! Lets do one bribe at a time, okay?



Cool...a raincheck for future bribery is fine with me!!
suven Posted:

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hmmm...how bout a fresh cup of coffee EVERY morning?

LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by MrsERod

Cool...a raincheck for future bribery is fine with me!!



LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by suven

hmmm...how bout a fresh cup of coffee EVERY morning?



don't drink coffee!
only water and juice!
MrsERod Posted:

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Posted by suven

hmmm...how bout a fresh cup of coffee EVERY morning?



I know exactly what Ron would say to that:

'My coffee maker already does that for me!'
MrsERod Posted:

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OK...so I was close!!
12-3Princess Posted:

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this should be a whole other contest . . . :
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by shorty the pumpkin

what about your daughter!!! I was built in lawn care for my parents, and I'm 100% girl!!!

(and yes, I have a brother.) Dad was all about that equal opportunity stuff!!!



Funny! I call my daughter my pumpkin. Spoil her silly! No lawn care for her!



lucky girl!!!!
MrsERod Posted:

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HOLY CR@P!!! I tried to change my avatar pic to that YESTERDAY!!! Just changed itself!!!
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by 12-3Princess

this should be a whole other contest . . . :




Hmmmmmm - gives me an idea!
MrsERod Posted:

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UH-OH....

Shorty McBride Posted:

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who doesn't love ideas.....
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin


Posted by LIWeddings NYCityWeddings


Posted by shorty the pumpkin

what about your daughter!!! I was built in lawn care for my parents, and I'm 100% girl!!!

(and yes, I have a brother.) Dad was all about that equal opportunity stuff!!!



Funny! I call my daughter my pumpkin. Spoil her silly! No lawn care for her!



lucky girl!!!!



Lucky Father!

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