If my office blows up...

Does that mean I can leave early? And will I be paid for a full day?

The lights keep flickering on and off, and humming. Should I clean out my desk and get the f**k away from the possible blast zone, or just sit quietly and hope nothing is wrong?

Decisions, decisions...

Ummmm, has anyone said anything? Perhaps they are doing construction/pipe work on the street or lower in the building & it is affecting your floor? I'd definitely see what is up.

CRAZY

I think they'll pay you...after all it's their fault if the place blows up no?

The good news is you're going to be fine.

The bad news is that you will need new light bulbs soon, and your work day will not be shortened.

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Does that mean I can leave early? And will I be paid for a full day?

The lights keep flickering on and off, and humming. Should I clean out my desk and get the f**k away from the possible blast zone, or just sit quietly and hope nothing is wrong?

Decisions, decisions...



I would find out what on earth is going on! I would say they would have to pay all of you if the place blows up its not your fault if that happens! Lets hope it doesn't. and if they say there is something wrong get out of there! good luck .

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Posted by Kriss2c

The good news is you're going to be fine.

The bad news is that you will need new light bulbs soon, and your work day will not be shortened.

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So my office won't explode? Not even a little bit?

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by Kriss2c

The good news is you're going to be fine.

The bad news is that you will need new light bulbs soon, and your work day will not be shortened.

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So my office won't explode? Not even a little bit?

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I think it will blow up just a little bit--all the desks aroung you demolished EXCEPT for yours, leading them to believe it was you masterminding this scheme...So yeah, you better get out of there FAST!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by Kriss2c

The good news is you're going to be fine.

The bad news is that you will need new light bulbs soon, and your work day will not be shortened.

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So my office won't explode? Not even a little bit?

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I cannot believe how devilish those cute shoes have become!!!! Will they stop at nothing????

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by Kriss2c

The good news is you're going to be fine.

The bad news is that you will need new light bulbs soon, and your work day will not be shortened.

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So my office won't explode? Not even a little bit?

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maybe a wittle, wittle bit.

You should probably grab Sammy and your knitting needles and seek out the little monkey that is inevitably chewing on the wires while makeing an mmmnnnnaaammmmhmmm humming-like noise inside some wall near a dead mouse. Kick him in the shins with your cute little shoes, then knock out his razor sharp-coffee grinders one by one with the first needle and pierce him directly through his heart with the other.


ooops...sorry about that....guess I've been reading too much Dan Brown crossed with LIW...

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Posted by usuk2004

You should probably grab Sammy and your knitting needles and seek out the little monkey that is inevitably chewing on the wires while makeing an mmmnnnnaaammmmhmmm humming-like noise inside some wall near a dead mouse. Kick him in the shins with your cute little shoes, then knock out his razor sharp-coffee grinders one by one with the first needle and pierce him directly through his heart with the other.


ooops...sorry about that....guess I've been reading too much Dan Brown crossed with LIW...

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Hey, If Mickey says it's time, you gotta do what you gotta do.

you want me to KILL a monkey? what kind of monster are you!!!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

you want me to KILL a monkey? what kind of monster are you!!!

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Actually, I'm a big fluffly blue monster...sort of like Cookie Monster, but with other things on my mind besides cookies...

Well, I suppose you could forego the piercing through the heart bit (that's the Dan Brown influence, you see). But the knocking out of the teeth is imperative - that's what's tripping the wires and causing the dimming/blinking!!

will the monkey still make that adorable mmmmmmm-mmmmmmm noise?


ETA
I see where your mind is at the end of the day!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

will the monkey still make that adorable mmmmmmm-mmmmmmm noise?

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It's hard to say, but I would wager that once the horrendous bleeding stops and clots form in the hollow sockets where the teeth used to be and, of course once the swelling goes down, your little ne'er-do-well of a simian will be humming along with the best of 'em...and he'll do better for having learned that he can't chew on wires, disrupting your and the Slider's working patterns without dire consequences.

But that's really just an educated guess.

that just made me snort out loud!!!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

that just made me snort out loud!!!

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Careful, I'm pretty sure snorting is likely to wreak terrible havoc on your nasal passages... No more funny posts for you!

I still think it's the cute shoes ... they have control of the coffee grinding monkey (similiar to Liz's power over me I think ).