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I'm a moron...come in for a laugh AT me!

ChrissynRicky Posted:

I'm a moron...come in for a laugh AT me!

So, I dropped my brother off at school this morning, like I normally do, and then drive to the express bus stop a few blocks away in Bay Ridge (NYC girls - 75th and Shore) So, I find a parking spot, park my car, take the key out of the ignition and put the keys in my bag.

I get up, get out of the car, put my sweater on (b/c it's brick on the bus) and a bus drives by going the opposite way, and I freak out, close the car door, and low and behold....EVERYTHING is in the car.

FABULOUS right?

All the doors are locked, windows are down, and I'm just standing there looking at the car in disbelief (as if staring was somehow going to open the doors.)

I end up walking to my father's store which is 2.5 miles away to get his car keys and house keys to drive to my house and get the extra keys to my car (while I'm sweating balls of course.)

I drive back, drop his stuff off, and take car service back to my car, finally open the car with the extra key to drop the key UNDER the car. Now, I'm laying across the avenue under my car trying to reach my key under the car. Like this day can get any better?

Finally got the key, opened the door (again) got in my car and decided to drive into work b/c it'll take me 15 minutes. Got to work in one piece - smelling like sweat and arse...

It's ONLY TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

JessicaM. Posted:

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OMG Christine...maybe you shouldn't be on the TRADING FLOOR today...you might single-handedly send us into a Great Depression!
carlsbride Posted:

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Beth1210 Posted:

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we all have moments like that

I attribute it to bride brain- I am hoping to get my sanity back after the wedding

I have done some DUMB things lately!
ChrissynRicky Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.



OMG Christine...maybe you shouldn't be on the TRADING FLOOR today...you might single-handedly send us into a Great Depression!




One of the 'boys' just put a paper sign under my name that says 'If you're here to give me a hug, then do so. If not, bugger off, and leave me alone.'

SIBride06 Posted:

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Wow Christine... When it rains it pours right??? Well if your morning is THAT bad, then the day can only get better, right?

Im hoping for a better day.. Its still only 10:30am

kellwolfe Posted:

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oh honey ......sorry your off to such a start but we have all had days like this truse me! .....

Feel better, I have stoped at green lights before -we all have DUH moments
cindyandkevin Posted:

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Aww, Christine!!!!!! You need some hugs!!!!!!! I'm glad you're able to laugh about it tho!! Hope your day gets better!!!
FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.



OMG Christine...maybe you shouldn't be on the TRADING FLOOR today...you might single-handedly send us into a Great Depression!




One of the 'boys' just put a paper sign under my name that says 'If you're here to give me a hug, then do so. If not, bugger off, and leave me alone.'




MrsFelix Posted:

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Wow, Christine, that's horrible. BUT, it can only get better.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! Just remember real friends point and laugh when something funny happens to you, that's what friends are for, to embarass and love you.
M&S Sept12006 Posted:

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You're a total trip!
mtdr1106 Posted:

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BOO on this morning!!

i definitely think a sick day would have been warranted.......


it does make a really funny story though....
MrsStefan Posted:

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I Hope the rest of your week gets better!!!
Soon2BeMrs2006 Posted:

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OMG twin...hahahaha
BJandDan Posted:

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Well Christine, hope you had a better day than morning!

N.Y.bride Posted:

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christine, I did that once, freaked out, called AAA and then realized I had put my spare key in my purse for exactly this reason.
Dom n Nic Posted:

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don't feel bad
I walked into the door today
My mom decided to lock the sreen door today when she never does. I go to open it thinking IT'S OPEN and banged right into it.
Mom comes running out ' what happened'
all I had to tell her was ' you locked the door'


it's gotta be a bk thing lol
ChrissynRicky Posted:

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Posted by Dom n Nic

don't feel bad
I walked into the door today
My mom decided to lock the sreen door today when she never does. I go to open it thinking IT'S OPEN and banged right into it.
Mom comes running out ' what happened'
all I had to tell her was ' you locked the door'


it's gotta be a bk thing lol



I just fell off my chair Nic...thank you so much for sharing...I feel 1000000 x's better!
gina674 Posted:

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You poor thing......
cmastro25 Posted:

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Too funny! I once locked myself out of the car (keys in ignition) and had to take a bus to my mom's house to get the spare key to my apartment, take a bus to my apartment, get the spare key to my car, take a bus back to my car .... uggh! I feel your pain.

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