I'm a movie fanatic! Lets post movie quotes!

Armageddon

Grace Stamper: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

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President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-*** sky.

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Oscar: I'm great, I got that 'excited/scared' feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more. It could be, it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense, it's so - confused. I can't really figure it out.

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Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?

Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.

Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.

The Notebook

Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

You can't handle the truth!

Sorry, first thing that popped into my mind.

Napoleon:
Tina, ya fat lard, come eat your dinner


Pedro offers you his protection


I like your sleeves

wedding crashers

lock it up, no you lock it up, i said lock it up...

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Posted by kaklesmay

Napoleon:
Tina, ya fat lard, come eat your dinner


Pedro offers you his protection


I like your sleeves

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Get your own tators!

Leave the gun, take the cannolis

~my favorite movie of all time: The Godfather

Wedding Crashers
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Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ***-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *** sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip'. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

Sadly the first thing I thought of was from Annie:

'Make it shine like the Chrysler Building!'

wedding crashers continued


John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your *** again.
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Jeremy Grey: I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
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John Beckwith: Sorry I'm late.
Jeremy Grey: No problem.
John Beckwith: I'm sorry I called you white trash.
Jeremy Grey: It's ok.
John Beckwith: And I'm sorry I called you hillbilly. I don't know what that means.
Jeremy Grey: John, it's alright. Do you mind if I get married now?
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Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food.
Todd Cleary: I don't each fish or meat.
Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.
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I don't know where it's from but my FH always says

'he said up your butt with a coconut. and I think he was prepared to do it'

You have to hear him say it!!!!

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Posted by superkat

You can't handle the truth!

Sorry, first thing that popped into my mind.

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lol

As you wish.....

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Posted by ZuzusPetals

The Notebook

Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

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i love that one!!

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

As you wish.....

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i love that one too!

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Posted by soon2bmrsdunn

I don't know where it's from but my FH always says

'he said up your butt with a coconut. and I think he was prepared to do it'

You have to hear him say it!!!!

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lol its from QUICK CHANGE hehe

Barf alert:

You complete me....

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Posted by superkat

You can't handle the truth!

Sorry, first thing that popped into my mind.

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Me too!!!!

Its A Wonderful Life

Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.
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Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
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Little Mary: Is this the ear you can't hear on?
[whispering in his bad ear]
Little Mary: George Bailey, I'll love you 'til the day I die.
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George Bailey: I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...