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I'm a movie fanatic! Lets post movie quotes!

Original post by ZuzusPetals

Armageddon

Grace Stamper: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

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President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-*** sky.

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Oscar: I'm great, I got that 'excited/scared' feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more. It could be, it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense, it's so - confused. I can't really figure it out.

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Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?

Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.

Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
jnrrb Posted:

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Where do these steps go?

They go up?


Ghostbusters
Chelle Posted:

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'dissed in the blue malibu'

(Say Anything)

'Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Ya know what I'm saying?'

(Some Kind of Wonderful)

'Dad, any fool can get into college, only a choice few can say the same about Amanda Jones'

(Some Kind of Wonderful)

Sorry, if you want I can write that whole movie word for word!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!
MrsFudge Posted:

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'You think the Carpet pissers did it?' - THE BIG LEWBOWSKI

BRod-Cheng Posted:

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Posted by dianadrw


Posted by superkat

You can't handle the truth!

Sorry, first thing that popped into my mind.



Me too!!!!



I love A Few Good Men. I like

'it doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove!!'
MrsStefan Posted:

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'You'll never know love unless you surrender to it' Fools Rush In

lisaslove Posted:

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Posted by MrsStefan

'You'll never know love unless you surrender to it' Fools Rush In



i love that movie!!


van wilder:

dont take life to seriously you wont get out alive write that down...
lauren721 Posted:

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Mnay favs were already stated, but....
'Andy.... You Goonie!!!!!!' (duh)

'Hercules! Hercules! That's my baby!' (Nutty Professor)

'I only came here for two things-- to drink some beers and kick some azz..... looks like were almost out of beer....' (Dazed and COnfused)
nygirl77 Posted:

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Posted by lauren721

'Andy.... You Goonie!!!!!!' (duh)



Just thought some of you ladies might get a kick out knowing that Chunk from Goonies is the grandson of my grandfather's cousin. So he's my very distant cousin! My grandfather went to his house in California when I was in elementary school - I was so jealous!
Katherine121 Posted:

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'Til you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail.'

--Miss Celie - The Color Purple
nygirl77 Posted:

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Posted by Tiggeruth

I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

From When Harry Met Sally.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.



That quote makes me happy.
nygirl77 Posted:

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'You like apples? I got her numba! How do ya like dem apples?' (Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting - quote may be off a bit)

gina674 Posted:

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Posted by nygirl77


Posted by Tiggeruth

I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

From When Harry Met Sally.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.



That quote makes me happy.



I Love this movie!!!!

'Would you like to partake in my Pecan Pieeeee'
mycrayon1 Posted:

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Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

John: I figure all I need is a lombodomy and some tights'
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform'
Brian: Yeah, tights
Andrew: Shut up

-Breakfast Club

'I'm not even supposed to be here today!'

-Clerks

jencee73 Posted:

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You're my boy Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Old School)

greenfreak Posted:

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Posted by kam0813

'Your Mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!!'-French Guy (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)



Oh man. You just had to start with the Monty Python didn't you?!

Doing this from memory...

I own the movie...

'It's just a flesh wound!'

'Mmmmessage for you sir!'

'And what ELSE floats in water?'
'Small rocks!'

'She turned me into a NEWT!..... Well. I got better.'

'I fart in your general direction!'

'But, it's just a little rabbit.'
'That rabbit will tear your face off!'

'Bring out yer dead!'
'I'm not dead yet!'...'I feeeel happyyyyyy!'


You know what. I've come to realize something. None of this sounds funny when you read it. It's all about the delivery.
Rachel1013 Posted:

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Posted by KarAnthony

Who is your daddy and what does he do???

Kindergarden Cop



It's not a tumor!! ETA: Someone beat me to this!!

And from my favorite movie:

Are you a pothead Focker?
Can you deal with that?
greenfreak Posted:

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And because John Cleese makes me think of A Fish Called Wanda...

'A**HOLE!'

Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Otto: What?
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to **** you.

Otto: It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.


greenfreak Posted:

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The entire movie Shawshank Redemption is just one big huge memorable quote. But one of my favorites is:

Red: [narrating] I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
jencee73 Posted:

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Posted by greenfreak

And because John Cleese makes me think of A Fish Called Wanda...

'A**HOLE!'

Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Otto: What?
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to **** you.

Otto: It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.





I love that movie. Just reading the quotes is making me crack up
rojerono Posted:

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Splash:

Where ya goin' Mr. Fat jack?

I'm going to get the Little Boat...

The LITTLE BOAT?!!!!

(John Candy is Mr. Fat Jack and he is rowing away in a boat that barely fits him when he announces that he needs to get the little boat... HILARIOUS!)

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