I'm completely bored, so I'm reading stuff on the internet and came across this:

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

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Posted by ewickens

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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Clearly, these people have read the Bible.

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Posted by ewickens

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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Sounds reasonable to me!!

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A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

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That's what happens when you don't follow directions!!!!!!

Here's more:

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
'I'll make a deal with you,' said his father. 'You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk.'

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

'Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!'

'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.'

'Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!'

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Posted by cindyandkevin
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

That's what happens when you don't follow directions!!!!!!

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Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed instantly.
After the coroner leaves with Steve''s body, Bob volunteers to inform Steve''s wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

'Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?'

'Steve''s wife gave it to me!'

'What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?'

'Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve''s widow. And, she said she wasn''t, so I said I''d bet her a six-pack she was!'