im gonna write a book...
of all of the hilarious stuff my third graders say...
if youre a teacher... share some of the funny stuff your kids say... here's a few from mine..
I was differentiating by gardners multiple intelligences and we were deciding who the artists were and one of my little 8 year old girls says...
'well for sure it ain't me... i cant draw a round circle'
then, my class clown (a red sox fan) comes in with one of those little dust pans and hand brooms and says...
'here miss sampson... this is to pick up the pieces from when my red sox swept your yankees'
then one of my girls accidentally dropped a water bottle on the head of a boy sitting in front of her desk... and i said 'oh my ********, are you okay?'
and he responds with 'never better.'
like where the hell do they get this stuff from?
if youre a teacher... share some of the funny stuff your kids say... here's a few from mine..
I was differentiating by gardners multiple intelligences and we were deciding who the artists were and one of my little 8 year old girls says...
'well for sure it ain't me... i cant draw a round circle'
then, my class clown (a red sox fan) comes in with one of those little dust pans and hand brooms and says...
'here miss sampson... this is to pick up the pieces from when my red sox swept your yankees'
then one of my girls accidentally dropped a water bottle on the head of a boy sitting in front of her desk... and i said 'oh my ********, are you okay?'
and he responds with 'never better.'
like where the hell do they get this stuff from?
