I'm so jealous of men right now

Look what they can do and we can't:

Art

Bah ... I could do that if I *REALLY* wanted to ...

And one and two and...... (Kegels)

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Posted by Anniegrl

Look what they can do and we can't:

Art

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we're a very talented species. LOL

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Dude, it's all about being limber and nimble... standing up to pee is actually an unfair advantage!

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Apparently that's no problem for Bendy Wendy!!!

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Posted by usuk2004

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Dude, it's all about being limber and nimble... standing up to pee is actually an unfair advantage!

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Apparently that's no problem for Bendy Wendy!!!

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Just call me FLEX ...

THis may be the perfect opportunity for me to unveil my newest invention. You guys tell me what you think, okay? here goes:

You know when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? You stumble to the toilet and flip the switch and....ah!!! BRIGHT LIGHT!!!! Not so much trouble for us ladies, who can sit and pee without having to see much...but for men who miss the intended target way too much...I suggest we have a little light in the bowl, so that when the toilet seat is lifted, the whole thing illuminates - sort of like the light in the fridge.....

What do ya think???

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Posted by usuk2004

THis may be the perfect opportunity for me to unveil my newest invention. You guys tell me what you think, okay? here goes:

You know when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? You stumble to the toilet and flip the switch and....ah!!! BRIGHT LIGHT!!!! Not so much trouble for us ladies, who can sit and pee without having to see much...but for men who miss the intended target way too much...I suggest we have a little light in the bowl, so that when the toilet seat is lifted, the whole thing illuminates - sort of like the light in the fridge.....

What do ya think???

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sure.. and if it plays a little jingle too when you're done.. I'll be first in line for one.

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Posted by OctGroom

sure.. and if it plays a little jingle too when you're done.. I'll be first in line for one.

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You need a jingle to tell you when you are done? Or you just want some pomp & circumstance in honor of your accomplishment?

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Posted by OctGroom
sure.. and if it plays a little jingle too when you're done.. I'll be first in line for one.

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Sorry, gotta say no to the tune...it may wake your sleeping wife! The intention is not to rouse anyone from much-needed sleep, pee-er included...

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Posted by usuk2004

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Posted by OctGroom
sure.. and if it plays a little jingle too when you're done.. I'll be first in line for one.

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Sorry, gotta say no to the tune...it may wake your sleeping wife! The intention is not to rouse anyone from much-needed sleep, pee-er included...

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well then.. maybe a warm humming massager could be built into the seat in order to encourage men to sit. (helps with aim.)

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

You really need to be rewarded with music for being able to hit a target the size of a platter while standing directly over it?

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I always have a song in my heart.

Unfortunately.. no one wants to hear me sing it!