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i'm such a weirdo sometimes - I puzzle MYSELF

Shorty McBride Posted:

i'm such a weirdo sometimes - I puzzle MYSELF

I woke up with a bandaid on my face this morning.

It was pulled really tight, and it was perfectly placed over a beauty mark that I've had all my life. I must've put ointment on it too, 'cause I found the tube, along with the bandaid wrapper, on my night table.

I was freaked out when I woke up 'cause my face felt tight, so I touched it, and it felt PLASTIC-Y - I ran to the mirror...and found a BANDAID.

So I peeled it off, now the left side of my face is puffy 'cause the bandaid was on it so tight. I scrubbed it so hard in the shower to get the glue off, it's still red!

I guess I'm back to sleepwalking, 'cause the bandaids/ointment are always kept in a closet down the hall!

yikes!


eta: even weirder, I share my story on LIW!
FireIslandLove Posted:

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Wow! What else have you been doing?
Shorty McBride Posted:

Re: i'm such a weirdo sometimes - I puzzle MYSELF

I don't remember doing ANYTHING!!!!

Just WAIT til FH gets to live with me - all these fun things he'll learn!!!!
jantany26 Posted:

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omg, You are too funny.
Shorty McBride Posted:

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I woke up my sister - I wanted to see if this was her sick idea of an April Fool's joke or something .... she's too hungover to be angry at me for waking her anyway!!!
lilmrs Posted:

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OMG funny story!!
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Shorty - W T F??

JimmysBride Posted:

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OMG!! That's FREAKY!!!
ambersmom Posted:

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You are a riot Shorty!!
MrsTC Posted:

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that's hysterical!


Kriss2c Posted:

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It's 10 p.m., do you know where Shorty is??

Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by Kriss2c

It's 10 p.m., do you know where Shorty is??





ok, that comment almost made 2 drops of pee come out.

I'm dyin' here!
Kriss2c Posted:

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Only two....

Oh well.
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by Kriss2c

Only two....

Oh well.



stop!!!!
Jax430 Posted:

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OMG...that's pretty funny!

QueensBride Posted:

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Now that is funny
Shorty McBride Posted:

Re: i'm such a weirdo sometimes - I puzzle MYSELF

Good to know I have people laughing all day!!

P.S. I keep checking the mirror for bandaid residue on my face!!

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