Important Announcements from me...

1. Got my JHS (Japanese Hair Straightening) done last night - I'm a new woman....so good to be 'back.'

2. I don't deserve SM...I really don't....I cannot believe this man hasn't left me yet b/c I am truly PURE EVIL.

SM: Can you give me a number for car service?
EW (evil wench): What happened?
SM: My car battery is dead.
EW: (singing to the tune of 'It Has to Be You') - It sux to be you....It sux to be you....It definitely sux to be you.
SM: Can you give me the number?
EW: Call 411
SM: You've lived in this area for 20+ years, and can't give me a car service number.
EW: Sure I can...but you should work for it.
SM: God help you if you come home tonight.
EW: God help you if you ever make it to work today....Love You! (hangs up)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Glad to have you back straight haired one.


'EW: Love You! (hangs up)'


Totally negates all Evil Witchdom

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Posted by chikita315

Glad to have you back straight haired one.


'EW: Love You! (hangs up)'


Totally negates all Evil Witchdom

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glad someone is on my side!

evil.....pure evil.....

my dumbazz would have driven wherever he was to give him a jump......

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Posted by mtdr1106

evil.....pure evil.....

my dumbazz would have driven wherever he was to give him a jump......

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me too!

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Posted by iamvocal72

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Posted by mtdr1106

evil.....pure evil.....

my dumbazz would have driven wherever he was to give him a jump......

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me too!

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Me 3!!

Gotta butter him up for V-Day!!

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Posted by ChrissynRicky

EW: (singing to the tune of 'It Has to Be You') - It sux to be you....It sux to be you....It definitely sux to be you.

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Totally doing this to someone soon!