In honor of Suzbride's upcoming wedding

I'd like to give her a few 'gifts' from the NWR board.

To freshen your breath before you kiss your new husband:

The patented combover diagram in case anyone needs quick tips to style their hair:

It doesn't go with your theme, but I think that this cake topper will prove to be useful:

Especially if it will top this:

I hope that the band shows up on time for you; make sure that you tip the redhead with aqua net. He needs a lot of time to style those gorgeous locks:


But really - here are my real gifts, courtesy of the lovely JessicaM and me:



I wish you all the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

best post ever. I have to say the coupling of mostly naked (or all naked = bonus) soccer men, mullets and Hostess cakes was a stroke of genius.



ETA: FFIL's combover + Wind at outside ceremony - he is totally gonna need this:

yeah Suzbride!

handle with care (and if you need any help with those last few boys...CALL US! )

Why hello there stranger

Hey that is really nice and thoughtful. I wish I had something cool to add, as a gift.... but I am toast.

I will think about it though, and get back to you.

In the mean time - congrats and all that good stuff girlie!

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Posted by itslaurie.

Hey that is really nice and thoughtful. I wish I had something cool to add, as a gift.... but I am toast.

I will think about it though, and get back to you.

In the mean time - congrats and all that good stuff girlie!

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Laurie...you could just tie on the bows... I'll get the whipped cream....Mel the chocolate...and Q- the whip...

Suz, I forgot to give you the TWINKIES COOKBOOK!!!
Please forgive me

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by itslaurie.

Hey that is really nice and thoughtful. I wish I had something cool to add, as a gift.... but I am toast.

I will think about it though, and get back to you.

In the mean time - congrats and all that good stuff girlie!

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Laurie...you could just tie on the bows... I'll get the whipped cream....Mel the chocolate...and Q- the whip...

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That's where my whip went!!! Jessica my love the next time you need MY whip just let me know don't just steal it from a girl

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Suz, I forgot to give you the TWINKIES COOKBOOK!!!
Please forgive me

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you didn't want to overwhelm with with the awesomeness which is the Twinkies Cookbook! If I got that and the mullet book, my life would be complete

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Posted by Mrs_Qiana

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by itslaurie.

Hey that is really nice and thoughtful. I wish I had something cool to add, as a gift.... but I am toast.

I will think about it though, and get back to you.

In the mean time - congrats and all that good stuff girlie!

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Laurie...you could just tie on the bows... I'll get the whipped cream....Mel the chocolate...and Q- the whip...

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That's where my whip went!!! Jessica my love the next time you need MY whip just let me know don't just steal it from a girl

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although, you may have to retire that whip when comes around!

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Posted by itslaurie.




although, you may have to retire that whip when comes around!

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I guess Jessica can hold on to it for awhile

Too funny!!!!!

So Suz, did you invite Jaime's dog to your wedding?? Heeere Shitter!!!!!!!!

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Too funny!!!!!

So Suz, did you invite Jaime's dog to your wedding?? Heeere Shitter!!!!!!!!

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I would have, but I would probably trip as he chased me down the aisle (the gown really can slow a girl up!)

since you can't have Shitter - you have this

This whole thread is hysterical!

I gave my friends a pack of Juicy Mullet gum this past weekend. But the bartender with the Mullet had already gotten a haircut by the time we gave him the gum. Apparently he cut his hair right after my BIL gave him a photo of Joe Dirt!

But if I got a comb over guide as a wedding gift, I would have placed it in the bathroom baskets right next to the comb!!!