In spirit of hump day, let's have another sex topic...

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by Bree71584

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Posted by ColliMac23

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by adelz

So this whole topic of favorite position reminds me of our honeymoon We played the newlywed game...so in front of like I don't know 50-100 strangers in St. Lucia, the question was 'what is your wife's favorite position.' So I come back to answer it, and they ask me. #1 - I have no idea the names of positions besides 69 lolol, and #2 - I knew hubby said something stupid just to be funny. So I go and answer '69'. The whole crowd is cracking up, I have no idea why.

The host then goes 'Your lovely husband said your favorite position is the dirty sanchez'. So I sit there, because I have no idea *** that is....It then gets explained to me in front of everyone. Omg, I was mortified but couldn't stop laughing. From then on we were known as the dirty sanchez couple

(Obviously, that's NOT our favorite position, but hubby decided it would be funny to say that hah)

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sounds like something fh would sooo do to me

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HAHAHHAHA my DH would be nasty and say blumpkin instead

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omg

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aLRIGHT THAT MUST BE BAD! lol I don't even know what Blumpkin is

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DO NOT google it at work its the nastiest of all the nasty things you could do

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Why didnt I listen Thank you wikipedia for your lovely description

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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your man pooping and you blowing...

This entire thread is making my day SOOOO much better!

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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your man pooping and you blowing...

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by ColliMac23

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by ColliMac23

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Posted by leesah85

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Posted by adelz

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by ColliMac23

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Posted by rosatemp

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Posted by ColliMac23

Reverse Cowgirl YEHAW

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i dont know if i know this one!! Colleen you need to specify

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LOL

You get on top but backwards so they see your @ss and get crazy with it\!

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i love it im gonna have to try this on fh this week

YEHAW!!!!

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That sounds like some crazy a** gymnastics move! I can't even imagine it...hmmm.

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colleen this is one of my favorites too - you're not alone

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wE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS! I AM AT WORK RIGHT NOW! We won't be home till 10

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unfort i cant i have my friend this week...but i am keeping this in the notebook hahaha

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LOL I Love and so does DH that and some Alcohol FORGET ABOUT IT!

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you dirty girl you!!! im glad im not the only freaky girl on here

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I have seen some of your posts LOL

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Posted by leesah85

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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your man pooping and you blowing...

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Alright if anyone on here admits to doing that I am sorry but we can't be friends I will never look at you the right way

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

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Posted by ColliMac23

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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your man pooping and you blowing...

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im gonna be sick!..what in the world

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Posted by ColliMac23

Reverse Cowgirl YEHAW

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

IDK If I even want to know!

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Its a blow and dump
I had to put that into cleaner terms than listed on google

ETA: wait that sounds like spitting

Its a dump and blow

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your man pooping and you blowing...

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Alright if anyone on here admits to doing that I am sorry but we can't be friends I will never look at you the right way

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i must agree with this...

guys how did this thread turn so gross?

let's get back to the kinky sex talk!!!!!!

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Posted by adelz

Am I the only one that likes the traditional, me on bottom, he on top? I feel like such a prude

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Not at all!! While all the other Kama Sutra moves can be fun, missionary is the only sure thing for me!