Is this married life? LOLOL

OMG.....
I swear i am going to be married to Einsteins retarded brother
I can laugh about this now but was pissy earlier...

I called my FH to tell him to run the dishwasher.....
This genius in the making, looks to see that we do not have any detergent left...so what does he do???
you would think run up to 7-11 and buy some right?????

Wrong

MY brilliant husband-to-be decided that since Dawn (the soap we use to hand clean) cleans dishes, why not just put it in the dishwasher to clean????? Hey cleaning is cleaning RIGHT

Well when i got home i walked past the kitchen to see a sea of SUDS
My FH was taking a nap in the bedroom!!!! Of course i nicely woke him up with sudsies on his head!
Well lets just say i have a nice clean kitchen now

I guess we can say, at least he tried

How cute is her.... hahahahha
that is something i would probably do

That is too funny. Give him some credit he tried. You should know by now men don't put alot of effort into things that aren't interesting.I try not to all the time. It drives the fw crazy..

well at the time i was a little perturbed shall we say but i am over it now

Reminds me of something I did at work... I was making cleansers and I put all my dirty beakers in the lab dishwasher. I didn't rinse them out before. Suds came out all over the place!!!! It was so funny

OMG - that is too funny......

Sorry......

Here's one for you:

I get us an ice cream cake for some reason or another. I ask DH to put it away. Now, or freezer is pretty packed, but I cleared space in there for the cake box - under the ice tray was a perfect, obvious, cake box sized hole. Well, my DH decides that the freezer is too full WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT and puts the ICE CREAM CAKE in the REFRIGERATOR. So in a few hours when I went to get some more, of course it was melted! When I asked him what he was thinking, did he even LOOK in the freezer, he's like yeah, it was too full. I open it and he's like - oh, look, I could have put it there.

I really never wanted to say this, but - MEN!!!

Isnt love grand? hahahahahaha

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Posted by nsgraham



Here's one for you:

I get us an ice cream cake for some reason or another. I ask DH to put it away. Now, or freezer is pretty packed, but I cleared space in there for the cake box - under the ice tray was a perfect, obvious, cake box sized hole. Well, my DH decides that the freezer is too full WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT and puts the ICE CREAM CAKE in the REFRIGERATOR. So in a few hours when I went to get some more, of course it was melted! When I asked him what he was thinking, did he even LOOK in the freezer, he's like yeah, it was too full. I open it and he's like - oh, look, I could have put it there.

I really never wanted to say this, but - MEN!!!

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YES men!!!!

they always think they are right!!!
Well let me tell ya mr. smarty pants here ain't livin this one down anytime soon!

that sounds like something my FI would do- yesturday i opened the dryer to get the clothes the he washed out and... not one but two pens exploded b/c they were washed and dryed! now the clothes are ruined and the dry has ink stains embedded in it! we have so much to look forward too

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Posted by fairylise

that sounds like something my FI would do- yesturday i opened the dryer to get the clothes the he washed out and... not one but two pens exploded b/c they were washed and dryed! now the clothes are ruined and the dry has ink stains embedded in it! we have so much to look forward too

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Omg...been there FH has done that
thankfully the wash had ALL HIS CLOTHES

they DO try

LOLOL! Too funny!

Maybe he is my long lost relative..I would have done the samething. I had no idea that Dawn could not be used in the dishwasher.
And yesterday I asked the man at Auto Zone where the directions were to the jumper cables and he gave me a dirty look. So I called FH and told him the man refused to give me the directions with my purchase...FH said, 'Smile and walk away slowly, I will explain it later.' Pfft, I still don't know how to use them and can't understand where the f'n directions are. All I know is red to red and black to black. But where are the colors in the engine??? Oh well, at least I know not to use Dawn in the dishwasher!!