Italian Wedding Jitters JOKE
Not to offend anyone (I am Italian too) ![]()
Italian Wedding Jitters
A young Italian girl had finally married her Italian
beau. They did not have enough money for a honemoon so
the mother of the bride offered for the couple to stay
in her home, in the guest bedroom until they were able
to get on their own feet.
The young bride was very nervous about her first night
along with her husband. He took off his shirt, and
revealed his hairy chest. The young bride gasped, and
ran down to her mother. She cried, 'Momma! He has hair
all over his chest!' Her mother looked up at her and
said, 'Don't worry my daughter, all good Italian men
have a hairy chest.
Run back upstairs he take a good care of you.' The
bride got back to the room, and her husband took off
his pants, and to her amazement, hairy legs. She ran
to her mother and cried 'Momma he has big hairy legs!'
The mother looked at her daughter and said 'Don't
worry my daughter, all good Italian men have big hairy
legs. Run back upstairs he take a good care of you.'
The daughter went upstairs, her husband then took off
his socks. Under those socks he only had 7 toes. The
daughter ran to her mother she cried 'Momma! He has a
foot and a half!' The mother looked up at her
daughter, pushed her out of the way and said 'Stay
here my daughter, this is a job for Momma!'
Italian Wedding Jitters
A young Italian girl had finally married her Italian
beau. They did not have enough money for a honemoon so
the mother of the bride offered for the couple to stay
in her home, in the guest bedroom until they were able
to get on their own feet.
The young bride was very nervous about her first night
along with her husband. He took off his shirt, and
revealed his hairy chest. The young bride gasped, and
ran down to her mother. She cried, 'Momma! He has hair
all over his chest!' Her mother looked up at her and
said, 'Don't worry my daughter, all good Italian men
have a hairy chest.
Run back upstairs he take a good care of you.' The
bride got back to the room, and her husband took off
his pants, and to her amazement, hairy legs. She ran
to her mother and cried 'Momma he has big hairy legs!'
The mother looked at her daughter and said 'Don't
worry my daughter, all good Italian men have big hairy
legs. Run back upstairs he take a good care of you.'
The daughter went upstairs, her husband then took off
his socks. Under those socks he only had 7 toes. The
daughter ran to her mother she cried 'Momma! He has a
foot and a half!' The mother looked up at her
daughter, pushed her out of the way and said 'Stay
here my daughter, this is a job for Momma!'
