IT's Time Again........... VENT about anything you want!!!!!

To Leonard's!!! Why can't you just give me a bigger room with a gaurantee of 175 instead of 200!!!!! Jeeze!!!

To the annoying people who feel like they have the right to know everything and anything about DH and I and ask the most inappropriate questions...it is none of your business what is in our bank accounts, what we are doing, or why we don't want to have a baby right away. Stop asking personal questions...our life is none of your business!

To people at work who BATHE in perfume, even though I have told you nicely that I'm allergic and will have a migraine. w/ aura..take a shower, men will find you more attractive if you don't have a stench that people can actually TASTE! And no, that who bottle of perfume you use daily does not make you more attractive to men.

I think that will last me for now. Thanks!

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Posted by pixiechickie

Strippers... I hate strippers and I want to kill him

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I second that. But, I want to kill them and not him.

Totally needed this one Kelly...

Waldbaums, here's to my 10 hour shift today! and to one fine dining establishment in our shopping center, who will remain nameless... we are never ordering from you again; your take out is too slow and your manager is not helpful!

omg so many of these just crack me up

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Posted by EverlovingEv

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Posted by pixiechickie

Strippers... I hate strippers and I want to kill him

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I second that. But, I want to kill them and not him.

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to all the Strippers in Atlantic City! STOP F*ing TOUCHING MY FH AND TAKING HIS BELT OFF AND WHIPPING HIM WITH IT AND RIDING HIM LIKE A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you can tell FH had his BP pary sat night and I am not speaking to him

I want to order my dress and I want to order it now!
I am not a bridezilla - it is kind of a big detail for my wedding that I need to take care of now and no I do not need an entire entourage of family members to go when i order it

my mom is being such a pain in the a$$ about ordering my dress!

I come into work this morning and wish my boss a happy birthday and all he does is give me an attitude and he has been rude to me and the legal assistant here.

I am so not putting up with this all day!!

Uggghhhh!!!!!! What a way to start off a Monday morning.

Dear coworker,

Sorry you feel like I 'threw you under the bus' by getting your boss involved in this $100,000 matter that you did not find urgent enough to warrant your attention for over a week. And this is after you had me and members of my team running around to get you all of the information you requested so you could take care of the issue a week ago. You even asked for the fax number and address which you were given (thankfully all by e-mail) since you allegedly completed the project.

Sorry also that I had to put it out there that you dropped the ball (not me) and that you did not even bother to respond to numerous messages until a week later when you left work EARLY for a department dinner. Making a smart azz remark that you did not have the chance to finish the project since you have not perfected cloning yourself really helped alot, trust me And lucky for you, my boss was in earshot since you have things on your desk collecting dust that he needs too.

I really enjoyed talking to you after your boss got on your azz to do your job. However, instead of chewing my head off and noting that you were trying to 'get the tire tracks off your back', because God forbid you had to do some work, you should have been thanking me for not calling you out sooner. You should also be thanking me for not filling your boss in on the hateful e-mails you have sent to me. And be aware, I have copies, my team has copies and I sent them to HR too.

The subtle threat that I 'need you to get my deals done' did not go unnoticed. I will always copy my boss and your boss on anything I need just in case you decide again to blow off something my team needs to have completed. Two can play that game.

By the way, yes everyone in my department thinks you are abrasive and rude. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you. And no, I will not name names so rattling off the names of the few people who you THINK like you will not get me to tell you my sources. My boss does not even like you and he is the one who told me to tell your boss. I am new to this position and you do not even sit in the same state as my team. How do you think I even knew who to contact I told my boss a week before it happened that I was planning to call you out and he was all for it - but only after your department picked up the tab for dinner and drinks so it would not come out of our budget

Oh yeah, we all know that you do not really work 90 hours a week. Everyone knows that you send e-mail late on Saturday and Sunday nights just for show. We know that you have webmail access just like everyone else and that you are not in the office. And if you really are working 90 hours a week you are obviously not efficient since nothing is getting done in a timely manner.

Smooches

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Posted by sfmullen

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Posted by EverlovingEv

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Posted by pixiechickie

Strippers... I hate strippers and I want to kill him

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I second that. But, I want to kill them and not him.

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to all the Strippers in Atlantic City! STOP F*ing TOUCHING MY FH AND TAKING HIS BELT OFF AND WHIPPING HIM WITH IT AND RIDING HIM LIKE A PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you can tell FH had his BP pary sat night and I am not speaking to him

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I'm so sorry!!! That must be just awful! Did he know you didn't want him to go?

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Posted by jenn122397

I want to order my dress and I want to order it now!
I am not a bridezilla - it is kind of a big detail for my wedding that I need to take care of now and no I do not need an entire entourage of family members to go when i order it

my mom is being such a pain in the a$$ about ordering my dress!

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lets sneak away and order it hee hee hee

ok this is just a desperate attempt to try to see you in your dress i will admit it but it was worth a shot!

my vent: dear coworkers - my lunch is not until 12:30 so please dont bring all sorts of yummy smelling food near me starting at 11:30 so i drool all over my keyboard!! grrr was today french fries day or something!

MY VENT--- dear other sales ladies in bridal salons... Why do you walk by and ooo and ahhh at me in EVERY SINGLE DRESS I TRY ON.. as if its the most one of a kind thing you've ever seen. I know you do it to everyone.. no matter how inappropriate (pc for ugly) the dress looks on any one girl!!! And I know it's a sales tactic!!! Just stop and let me and my family decide... we don't need your rehearsed admiration!!!!!

OOO ... this is fun!!!
While I'm at it: ...To the sales girl at the high end bridal salon I visited this weekend... where do you get off telling me there will be no appts till january!!! and if I don't buy this minute I must be nuts!!! My goodness.... do you know how stupid you looked when not too seconds later you were like.. oh I'll be here the day after Thanksgiving.. you can make an appt then... people do cancel... I mean come on.. a 10 year old would see right through you... COME ON!!!

OKAY.. that's my vent...

To my ******** Inlaws who are making everything including Christmas a PITA for FH and I:

GET OVER IT! It's not about you! This is your Son's / Brothers WEDDING!! Why do you have to make it and the holidays so stressful for us?

to that freaking bug who's been biting me: where the hell are you? i have two bites on my hand, one on the bottom of my foot, and one on the back of my neck all in the last 10 minutes - ***?!

to my math class: why must you be so difficult to remember? i took you in eigth grade, you'd think i'd have no problem with it now

to my history class: i'm sorry i've been neglecting you, it's just as soonas you started all this other sh|t started happening!

to online classes in general: why do your professors have to be so hard to understand?

to ut: just give me a freaking transcript, this doesn't have to be as big an ordeal as you're making it out to be!

to fh's job: why are you making him work on EVERY major holiday. it's not fair.

to weddings: why do you have to be so expensive, and why do i have to want a full out ny wedding?

and on the brighter side:

to fh, work (and my kiddies there), nyctf, hunter college, my parents, and everyone else who hasn't been an as$hole, thanks for keeping me sane.

I'm frrreeaaaking out about my upcoming holiday concerts!!! It's my first year teaching and I'm CLUELESS!!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPPP!! I'm so terrified it's not even funny! I'm so worried it's gonna bomb and that the parents will complain there wasn't enough xmas/hanukkah/kwanzaa/etc songs! Or not enough traditional songs! And I'm worried I've chosen material that these kids can't get in a few weeks. I'm clueless with the logistics of setting up the room, rehearsals, getting the classroom teachers involved, adding rehearsals....AAAGGGHHH! I want January to be here already! I am so terrified!!

And here I am on LIW doing NOTHING about my upcoming concerts...

ETA: Betani! I'm a Hunter college grad- just got my masters in music ed this summer!!

Thanks, Kelly, it really is time for this right now!!!

1) To my b!tchy co-worker who makes me want to throw random office supplies at her:

I have accomplished more in 7 months in a position you've been at for 7 years. Get over it. Everytime I manage to beat you to the punch on calling a customer well tough freaking luck. Stop whinging loudly so everyone can hear that I made the call when you were supposed to. You know how the rules are. If no one has called the customer in almost a week, it's fair game for anyone to call. Not to mention, THESE ARE MY ACCOUNTS I AM CALLING ON!!!!

And by the way, all your yelling and screaming is utterly annoying. A lot of people think you're loud and obnoxious. If you dare to start sh!t with me tomorrow, so help me God don't be surprised if a bottle of wite-out or a stack of post-its come flying at your head.

2) To all the people who keep asking when are we going to have a baby:

We've only been married for 6 months!!!! Can we get a chance to breathe??!! When you decide to pad our bank account with enough cash to survive on and buy a house and raise a child, I'll let you know when we're having a baby!! And by the way, since when are our reproductive organs or fornication schedule any of your business!!!

3) To my dear, loving DH:

Quit trying to have sex with me at the worst times!! When I tell you I am in pain and feel like crap, I AM NOT KIDDING!! This is not a signal to try to attack me!!!

OK I feel better now!!!

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ETA: Betani! I'm a Hunter college grad- just got my masters in music ed this summer!!

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ooo, how'd you like it? i'm in the middle of completing my grad application for early childhood special education and the woman i'm in contact with is so nice and helpful. the way i spaz out about applications, she's amazingly helpful and patient.

This is a funny POST

To my parents who critize everything Im trying to with this wedding Leave me alone and do what I say.

To my MOH who is driving me crazy leave me alone and do what I say.

To my phone at work that wont stop ringing and today I had 21 messages all complaining about things that are out of my control.

AGAIN LEAVE ME ALONE AND DO WHAT I SAY