IT'S TIME TO VENT AGAIN ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!

To all of the home owners that are selling their POS houses and expecting to clear half a million dollars just because the market says so can kiss my assssss

To my apartment manager, who decides to turn off the water to our apartments right after I come back from the gym and doesn't tell us that this is happening or why...

AAAAAHHHHHH!

To my FH who now put me in charge of planning our honeymoon and doesn't read fine print...

AAAAAHHHHH!

to the mean lady at Things remembered: first off NOOO I wont know how much my cake serving set was since it was a GIFT, PLUS just ingoring your costumers for like 5 minutes while there STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU is not good bussiness AND $34 for like 6 words??! you can piss right off!!!!!!!!


I feel better

I could go on forever:

To my dad: DAD WHAT THE HE!!????? Where is your guest list and addresses? What am I a psychic? I can't guess at your dumb friends addresses, and you better give them to me today or they're not getting invited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been asking you for 2 months now!!

To my FMIL: WHY WHY WHY are you making me stress out over what you're wearing? THEY'RE MY WEDDING PICTURES, and I'm spending good money on them. So why do you think you can wear whatever color you want, and it'll look good next to BRIGHT ORANGE BM dresses?? GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

To my BM's: I know you want to loose an extra couple of pounds, and you say that you don't need to order now, b/c it's a crock and the dresses come in faster than they say, BUT YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT. ORDER YOUR DARN DRESSES ALREADY! You haven't lost a pound yet, so what makes you think the next few months will be any different?????

To my wonderful FH: Why is it that everytime we talk about wedding plans, it turns into a fight??? Why can't you just listen to what I have to say, and trust my judgement? I don't drag you to look at flowers and tiaras do I? So at least you can cut me some slack- I've done the research, I've gone to appointments, I've done all the hard work. And you'll just have to show up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all my well-meaning vendors: If I tell you I want something done a certain way, and you don't agree, that's fine, but remember WHO'S PAYING YOU!!!! Don't make me go bridezilla on your a#$!!!

To the ladies at Curves: How about cleaning up after yourselves? Move the legs of the machine in, so no one trips, put the cushion back where you found it, and the same w/ the mat. AND STOP STARING AT ME FOR GODSAKES! Yes, I actually take my workout seriously!

To the people on the road: Would it kill you to use a blinker once in awhile? Or how about stepping on the gas when the light turns green? Sounds like a good idea, right? Or, how about learning how to park your car in one parking spot, not diagonal and half in one spot, half in the other. And why not try using the turning lane instead of slowing down in the middle of the road, and THEN switching into the turning lane? YOUR GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!!

WHOOOO I feel much better!

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Posted by soon2bmrsdunn
MB: You see me running around like a chicken with no head. Why are you stopping me to do something not work related

eta - MB stands for Man Boobs. That's what we call this guy in my office.

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Posted by KarAnthony

To all of the home owners that are selling their POS houses and expecting to clear half a million dollars just because the market says so can kiss my assssss

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amen to that!

this is the best effin thread!!!

AT WORK: to all the people ... kiss it....if you are calling on the phone I DO NOT KNOW that you are calling from maryland and you can not make an appointment today to come see me,

JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL ME DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHO THE HECK YOU ARE.. WE DONT HAVE VIDEO PHONES YET

15 people will not fit at a round table in the restaurant

and NO WE WILL NOT PUREE YOUR POT ROAST BECAUSE YOU CANT CHEW IT

To my friend who is getting married in July (and is not an LIW bride):

Listen, Bi-otch, I told you that tomorrow is a tough day for me to go dress shopping and you didn't care. Then, when I told you I need to go early, you said we can't go until NOON because you 'have a hard time getting your butt in gear on Sunday mornings'.

FINE! Let me rearrange my whole damned day so you can sleep late. Are you kidding me? My parents are counting on me for something. Now, I get to drive 15 minutes West, so I can help my parents at 10am, then change my clothes and leave their house at 11, so I can drive an hour East to the stupid store you want to go to, THEN I can drive back to my parent's house.

Sleep as late as you want, I can't wait to cough all over you when we meet up. I have been sick for a week.

AND, if you were really concerned about getting the dresses ordered soon (because you chose to have a six month engagement), you'd freaking pick a dress already. BM Dress shopping 5 times is more important than picking something. They all look alike at this point! Nobody cares anymore.

Keep me away from this thread, I may end up adding to it every day.

To FH's parents friends and my friends- Is it really so much to ask that you drop the damned RSVP in the mail??!! I understand it's easier to make a phone call and tell us or because you saw in person you told us, but I didn't spend all that time ordering customized postage, print the envelopes, stuff, stamp and hand cancel the invites, so you can just call and say 'hey nice invites, we can / can't make it!'

We made it really easy for you, so can you just drop the thing in the mail, even though you gave us your RSVP verbally??!!

And try not to change your minds between now and the wedding either!! AUGH!

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Posted by ajaysmom

UGH!!!! my FMIL!!!! Need I say more????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

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hahahaha me too... lol this weekend TOOK the cake for me!! we went hunting for e-party locations and we went to this restaurant which we didn't realize was not big enough so NO matter what we were not going to go with this place. well, instead of just saying thank-you and leaving my FMIL decides to start berating the place's menu... WHAT'S THE POINT???
'First of all, I'm going to be honest, chicken- cheap, pasta-cheap, and I won't be happy unless my guests have nicer food.'
The poor party planner girl was SO nice and I was so mortified (so was my sister and Mom who were with us). I just don't understand the POINT of it!! Mind you, all places offer a chicken! and the pasta had a ton of seafood in it... LOL

To the guy working on the air conditioning system in my office: can you get the eff out of here? It's 2 degrees outside; turn off the damn cold air and come back in April.

To my family: you all suck for not taking the time to travel down south for my cousin, your niece's wedding. If I'm angry about it, imagine how you made the bride feel with your lame azz excuses. And no, you can't see my pictures.

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Posted by chapel06

To my father, who has not once had an 'oh, my little girl is getting married moment.' All he cares about is whether his new wife (who he was caught cheating on with my mother and thus led to their divorce in January of this year) can come. No she cant come because I hate her and this day is about me! She means nothing to me. I know she means a lot to you, but thats not good enough. Every time I meet with you and tell you all the progress we are making on the wedding, you switch the topic to whether or not she can come. I'm sick of it and it makes be physically sick anytime I have to talk about my wedding with you because I know whats coming!! Please, show some happiness about this wedding!!

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omg aww, that's just not right!!

TO MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW-
MY engagement party is MY party. Not yours. Why you invited your sorority sisters is beyond me. The world does not revolve around you. You are having your big graduation party in May, that is your party. Let us have the spotlight for once.

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Posted by Tina120206

TO MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW-
MY engagement party is MY party. Not yours. Why you invited your sorority sisters is beyond me. The world does not revolve around you. You are having your big graduation party in May, that is your party. Let us have the spotlight for once.

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omg lol amen to that!!!!!!!

i can't believe she did that!!!!

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Posted by STBMrsDaniRella

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Posted by Tina120206

TO MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW-
MY engagement party is MY party. Not yours. Why you invited your sorority sisters is beyond me. The world does not revolve around you. You are having your big graduation party in May, that is your party. Let us have the spotlight for once.

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omg lol amen to that!!!!!!!

i can't believe she did that!!!!

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Yeah, she is a princess. I had to take MY friends off my list and then this weekend, she invites her sorority. So not fair. I just want to cry.

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Posted by Tina120206

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Posted by STBMrsDaniRella

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Posted by Tina120206

TO MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW-
MY engagement party is MY party. Not yours. Why you invited your sorority sisters is beyond me. The world does not revolve around you. You are having your big graduation party in May, that is your party. Let us have the spotlight for once.

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omg lol amen to that!!!!!!!

i can't believe she did that!!!!

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Yeah, she is a princess. I had to take MY friends off my list and then this weekend, she invites her sorority. So not fair. I just want to cry.

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oh i feel your pain!!!

To my mom: please stop asking me for a list of people I want to invite EVERY DAY! It will get done and there are other things to talk about besides the wedding.

To my MOH: Thanks for all the lip service about helping out. You havent even made the time to come with me to look for your dress! So, please stop asking about who I want to invite to my bachelorette party because I cant count on you for anything!!!

To my FH, YES you HAVE to dance with your mom at the wedding!

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Posted by BernandRob

I am sick and tired of people asking me when my wedding date is and making faces and statements like why so long. As if I haven't thought this through. Unless you are going to pay for my wedding and buy me a house keep your mouth shut!

Now that felt good

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OMG.......SO SO SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by JNELSON

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Posted by BernandRob

I am sick and tired of people asking me when my wedding date is and making faces and statements like why so long. As if I haven't thought this through. Unless you are going to pay for my wedding and buy me a house keep your mouth shut!

Now that felt good

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OMG.......SO SO SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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amen!

To my maid of honor (younger sister).

Thanks for coming to the florist with me when I booked my flowers. Not only were you late when you met me there but you left early too and didn't seem a least bit interested at all!

Thanks!