Its Wednesday!!!!
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm for us.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'he'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm for us.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'he'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
