Jersey Girl.... a little funny... works for New York Girls, too
Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida . He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On
the first day he didn't see any re results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner
on the table.
The third man had married a New Jersey girl. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper.
Got to love them New Jersey Girls.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida . He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On
the first day he didn't see any re results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner
on the table.
The third man had married a New Jersey girl. He
boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper.
Got to love them New Jersey Girls.
