Jessica Simpson Newlyweds

LMAO MV. I couldn't believe when she asked her hubby if she was eating chicken or tuna W T F does it taste like??? DUH

she is such a princess it is so sad. I LOVE watching the show. But missed it last night

awww i missed it too!!!! have to catch it this weekend or something


OMG that was the best with the tuna!!!! what an idiot!!!!

i still say they should get rid of the housekeeper and make her clean her own freakin house!

her and her SIL are such whiners all they did was complain on the camping trip.

the funny part was when Nick or his brother scared them when they went to use the bathroom Oh and yes when she fell - what a goofball.

ooooh man! i missed it. i hope it's on again this weekend.

i can't believe what a ding bat she is. and so jealous too! (i'm talking about they were looking for dancers for nick, which is what lead to the $736 underwear.)

how could she have thought this show would be a good idea? well, she is a ding bat, i guess she didn't realize that now the entire nation knows she's so princess-y. i can't believe how her parents still baby her.

nick seems like a down to earth kind of guy. got his head on straight. funny how he fell in love with her.

I hate that bag...(no offense to anyone who has it)...

I can't stand her...I don't know why I watch it...I think to prove that I would never want to be like her...ugh and she probably thinks people worship her...

She was on Oprah yesterday (and hubby)

I don't watch the show...but I was VERY disgusted with her on the interview!

She sounds VERY spoiled to me and I feel bad for her hubby.

She was saying she didn't know how to put the toilet paper roll on the holder in the bathroom?!?



My 2 year old nephew knows how to do that!!!

Ok.. i feel stupid.. didn't realize there was a show out there about her and Nick..

Just the other day I told my FH that marriage won't last. He thought I was being mean.

*shrug* so when is this show and what channel?

Tuesdays at 10:30 but they replay it all the time!

It's a great lesson on how NOT to act when you get married.

And about that jealous thing-the guy has cameras on him 24/7 bc of the show, does she really think he's gonna even be able to cheat on her?????

I think she has GREAT HAIR!

Can someone please tell me what this duo has done so tremendously that they are afforded the luxury of that house?!? C'mon, we're not talking the hottest talent of the 21st century!! I don't follow pop music to the letter, but I do listen enough to know that they both put out mediocre songs that barely cracked the top 20!!

Didn't you love the way she stared at the accumulation of dirty laundry that was forming into a ski slope as if an alien landed in the foyer??? Pick it up B.I.T.C.H!!!

Her mother is like one of those psycho pageant mothers who raise over-indulged princesses. Personally I think both her and her mother should be shot on sight. Someone pass me a bucket, I'm going to puke!!

And NICK! What the hell was he thinking when he picked her as a bride?!? Here he's busting his ass to save a nickel by moving via U-Haul and she's spending nearly $800 on some frillies to entice him away from HIRED dancers. I would have LOVED to see him get it on with one of them - would certainly add entertainment value to the show. And didn't you just love him cheap-assing out on the maid who has to clean 70 thousand rooms for $20 an hour?!? Is he on crack?? Maybe he should talk to his wife about her $10,000 hair extensions!!

I think both of them will turn into the 'has been' of the pop generation very soon, like old gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe! Used up and washed out.

Bravo, Shamme!!!!