joke

i found this joke reading the esquire magazine:

a man wakes up one morning with a hangover. going downstairs, he says to his wife,'Honey, i know i made a fool of myself at the company party last night. remind me what i did.
'you got in an argument with your boss.'
'well, p*ss on him,' says the man.
'you did. he fired you,' replies his wife.
'well, screw him! 'the man screams
' I did,' says his wife. 'youre back to work on monday.'

(sorry if this offends anyone)

That was cute