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A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
