JOKE: Hispanic Resume.. Do not read if you do not have a sense of humor.. =)
You have to be Spanish to appreciate this!!
MARTHA MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA
REINA
15 South Projectos,
Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork,wung wung for sero sero SELULA FON:(917) 555-5555 SELULA terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)
999-9999 (mines is turnt off for me no payin)
OBJECTED:
Wung day I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at Latin Quarta,
shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella
whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.
EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, (she used to be my tio Juan) she let me
quik skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,
Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and! Yvette (dito, she dunt nose who her
papi iz)
WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me
and his woman Luz Maria caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M.
storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio
Juan died in my country and I hadda to go to de funeraria. I din't no
him, but I hadda to go for mortal support.So my jefe got mad and fired
me. Deng I stayed home and sold Abon.I hadda to quik becose I orderd
mucho stuff for my familia and dey didng paid.So weng Abon axed me furr
de monee I didng hab it. So I qualify to get my owng Day Care.My last
jub was at 'My Baby Papi Day Care' I wached all the kidz for all the
moders who hadda to get on welfel.
REFERENCES:
Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA
LOCA, dey tell ju all ebout mee
MARTHA MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA
REINA
15 South Projectos,
Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork,wung wung for sero sero SELULA FON:(917) 555-5555 SELULA terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)
999-9999 (mines is turnt off for me no payin)
OBJECTED:
Wung day I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at Latin Quarta,
shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella
whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.
EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, (she used to be my tio Juan) she let me
quik skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,
Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and! Yvette (dito, she dunt nose who her
papi iz)
WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me
and his woman Luz Maria caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M.
storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio
Juan died in my country and I hadda to go to de funeraria. I din't no
him, but I hadda to go for mortal support.So my jefe got mad and fired
me. Deng I stayed home and sold Abon.I hadda to quik becose I orderd
mucho stuff for my familia and dey didng paid.So weng Abon axed me furr
de monee I didng hab it. So I qualify to get my owng Day Care.My last
jub was at 'My Baby Papi Day Care' I wached all the kidz for all the
moders who hadda to get on welfel.
REFERENCES:
Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA
LOCA, dey tell ju all ebout mee
