Joke of The Day

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, 'From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this ! house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'









His wife replied, 'The f---ing funeral director would be my guess.'

Now why can't i come up with good responses like that!

that....was....AWESOME!!!

LOL LOL

hehehe