Joke of the Day
Maybe a little corny but it definitely cracked a smile on my face!
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young
woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
'That was my page,' she said. ' I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm.'
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The 2nd young
woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she
finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be
outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom. She returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear
end. The others raised their eyebrows & stared
at her. The woman finally said, 'well, will you look at that.......I'm getting a fax!!'
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young
woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
'That was my page,' she said. ' I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm.'
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The 2nd young
woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she
finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be
outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom. She returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear
end. The others raised their eyebrows & stared
at her. The woman finally said, 'well, will you look at that.......I'm getting a fax!!'
