Joke of the Day
Subject: Joke of the Day
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we have never had any problems.'
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here try
these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large They don't
fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here
you try on mine.'
He said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude,
you never will.'
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and
said, Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we have never had any problems.'
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here try
these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large They don't
fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here
you try on mine.'
He said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude,
you never will.'
