Joke of the Day
I thought this was funny.
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: 'I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two.'
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: 'Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.'
But then she said: 'I'm glad that you feel this way because
tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.'
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: 'I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two.'
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: 'Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.'
But then she said: 'I'm glad that you feel this way because
tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us.'
