JOKES ANYONE???

I am not good at telling them but I am the best listener...
Anyone have any to share on this gloomy day..

I got an email the other day..... cant find it but I remember most of it


BIll and Hillary were in bed and she found a box underneath the bed w/ some beer bottles and a couple hundred dollars.... she asked Bill what it was for and what each empty beer bottle represented and he said everytime he was unfaithful he would put a beer bottle in there for each time, she was like oh-- I guess only three is not so bad! whats the money for
he said he turned in the bottles for bottle returns b/c he couldnt fit them all in the box!!!

I told this to my dad the other day and he kept laughing

Oh I have a funny joke but I can't take the credit, I got it from mv1003! It's good in print, but I love telling it more...!

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
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LOL!! Those are funny..anyone else??

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, 'I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.'
The second guy says, 'I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.'
The last guy replies, 'I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!''

(That one was from my brother....I get a lot of e-mail jokes)