Jokes ha ha ha
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-
in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. So before I got married and committed life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
So, she said, 'I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for
it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs.'
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and instead
went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the
house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his
eyes, hugged me and said, 'We are very happy and pleased, you
have passed our little test! We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to make chocolate chip
cookies?
A: Two. One to mix the dough, and the other to shake the
rabbit.
In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat,
15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per
cent said they didn't care, they would have married him anyway.
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-
in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. So before I got married and committed life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
So, she said, 'I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for
it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs.'
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and instead
went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the
house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his
eyes, hugged me and said, 'We are very happy and pleased, you
have passed our little test! We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to make chocolate chip
cookies?
A: Two. One to mix the dough, and the other to shake the
rabbit.
In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat,
15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per
cent said they didn't care, they would have married him anyway.
