JOKES OF THE DAY 12/28/05
WIFE vs HUSBAND
(1) A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument & neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, & pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'relatives of yours?' 'yep,' the wife replied, 'In-laws.'
(2) A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid &
so beautiful all at the same time.'
'The wife responded, 'allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!'
(3) A man & his wife were having some problems at home & were giving each
other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM & he
had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go & see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
Sorry to all the men on here..but i couldn't resist.
(1) A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument & neither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, & pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'relatives of yours?' 'yep,' the wife replied, 'In-laws.'
(2) A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid &
so beautiful all at the same time.'
'The wife responded, 'allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!'
(3) A man & his wife were having some problems at home & were giving each
other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM & he
had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go & see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
Sorry to all the men on here..but i couldn't resist.
