jokes of the day
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, 'Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?'
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle.'
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna **** when you hear the price.'
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife told him, 'Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat.'
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
>opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her, 'Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?'
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle.'
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, 'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna **** when you hear the price.'
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife told him, 'Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat.'
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
>opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
