JOTD- 3/21- A Married Couple

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
> severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
> skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to
> donate some of his own skin.
> However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would
> have to come from his buttocks.
> The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
> skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
> After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
> beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
> friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
> One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion
> at his sacrifice. She said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
> you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
> 'My darling,' he replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> your mother kiss you on the cheek.'
>

Thats funny!!!

I think I will make my self the joke queen of the '07 board!!!

That is just too funn!

that's AWESOME!!!

that's terrible