JOTD- This pretty much sums it up

A little kid asks his Dad, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
'No idea,' replied the Father, 'I'm still paying for it...'

her's another baaaaad one:

A son asks his mother 'mom why are wedding dresses white?'
she says ':to show that the bride is pure'
he asks the father 'dad why are wedding dresses white?'
he says 'son all household appliances come in white'

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers 'Yes.'

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'

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Posted by DANAnPATRICK

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers 'Yes.'

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'

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Love this! I work at a pharmacy :)