Just Curious...Let's have a laugh!

Happy Saturday Girls!

What is the funniest/corniest/bizarre way a guy has tried to pick you up? What was your response??

Just a few of mine…(I must attract weirdos)

One time I was in Sephora’s browsing and I feel someone standing close to me. I turn and it’s a much older man. All he says is “Do you want me to buy you something?” errr…LOL I should’ve said yes and run with the goods but I said “No thanks!!!” and just scuttled away, skeeved.

HAH another time (In Sephora’s AGAIN) a tall, skinny, hippie looking guy hands me some flowers and says “I’ve been following you for the last few blocks. Do you want to go grab some tea?” I was dating someone at the time so I said “Sorry, I’m late to meet my boyfriend!” and ran away again. I get outside the store and realize that the guy picked the flowers from the planters outside the store hahahahah

Another time, I went into the Walmart in Penn Station to buy a birthday card. This guy comes and corners me saying he had a place in the Hamptons and he’ll take me for a weekend blah, blah, blah. Ummm…I don’t KNOW you???? The kicker is, I saw him a few years later in Penn Station and he approached me AGAIN and tried the same schtick. I guess he didn’t recognize me.

eta: Just remembered another time when I made eye contact with a cute guy walking in the city. We went different ways. like 10 mins later, I felt someone step on the back of my heel. I ignored it and kept walking. Then they did it again. I turned around, really annoyed and it was the same guy!!!

He was trying to get my attention by stepping on the back of my heel. W. T. F???

Share your stories and be happy you ended up with FH!

OMG I could write a book about the winners I have encountered.

-At a diner: 'You have such lovely feet, do you think I could just touch them?'

-Outside a club: 'Is the movie Pretty Woman about you?'

-Phone call after drunkenly giving some guy my number: 'Ayyy, ohh, It's Mario. I got a boo-kay of flowers hea with your name on it'

And that's just within the first second of thinking.

i can't believe some creep actually followed you AND bought you flowers!



I can't remember the name of the place but my friends and I were outdoors by the water having a few drinks and this guy told me that he would take me to the Americana Mall and buy whatever I wanted if I went on a date with him. That was creepy and desperate of him. It was tempting but who knows if he was some sort of serial killer or something!

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Posted by BellaFiorentino

OMG I could write a book about the winners I have encountered.

-At a diner: 'You have such lovely feet, do you think I could just touch them?'

-Outside a club: 'Is the movie Pretty Woman about you?'

-Phone call after drunkenly giving some guy my number: 'Ayyy, ohh, It's Mario. I got a boo-kay of flowers hea with your name on it'

And that's just within the first second of thinking.

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OMGGG hahahahah some man approached my friend with 'Can I buy you some shoes for those little feet?'

oh mann the pretty woman one is sooo classic!! errr does he know it's about a hooker???

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Posted by evita2781

i can't believe some creep actually followed you AND bought you flowers!



I can't remember the name of the place but my friends and I were outdoors by the water having a few drinks and this guy told me that he would take me to the Americana Mall and buy whatever I wanted if I went on a date with him. That was creepy and desperate of him. It was tempting but who knows if he was some sort of serial killer or something!

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mama says nothing in life is free

oh i just remembered one and no joke - i thought this was something from a movie that ppl used but never actually used in real life. I was in a club and this is what the guy said - 'Nice shoes, wanna f**k?!??!?! ummm wow!!

On the bus to Boston: 'Wanna read my screenplay?'

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Posted by evita2781

oh i just remembered one and no joke - i thought this was something from a movie that ppl used but never actually used in real life. I was in a club and this is what the guy said - 'Nice shoes, wanna f**k?!??!?! ummm wow!!

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how do you react to that????

oh mann the pretty woman one is sooo classic!! errr does he know it's about a hooker???

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I probably WAS wearing something wildly inappropriate

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Posted by BellaFiorentino

On the bus to Boston: 'Wanna read my screenplay?'

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OMG this reminds me of another time I got on a bus to Philadelphia.

This guy starts scribbling in his notebook and passes me a FULL PAGE LETTER starting with..

To A Queen in Black

When I saw you, a queen dressed all in black, I prayed that you may sit by me and we could be friends.

It went on to say he lost his fiance (who was japanese) and that he has played for the NBA.

It was a VERY awkward 2 hour bus ride.

eta: LOL my friends sometimes still call me QIB= Queen in Black.

I have the letter somewhere since i think it's hilarious.

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Posted by kshea23

one time I was on line at Pathmark, and I forgot my PM card so I gave my telephone number to get the savings (saved 42 bucks that time!!). I leave, and I get a text message from the CASHIER saying he thought I was cute and wanted to go out for some dinner and drinks. I quickly changed my number after that, and haven't stepped foot in that store ever since LOL

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Lol if Pathmark only knew why it was losing all its customers

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by BellaFiorentino

On the bus to Boston: 'Wanna read my screenplay?'

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OMG this reminds me of another time I got on a bus to Philadelphia.

This guy starts scribbling in his notebook and passes me a FULL PAGE LETTER starting with..

To A Queen in Black

When I saw you, a queen dressed all in black, I prayed that you may sit by me and we could be friends.

It went on to say he lost his fiance (who was japanese) and that he has played for the NBA.

It was a VERY awkward 2 hour bus ride.

eta: LOL my friends sometimes still call me QIB= Queen in Black.

I have the letter somewhere since i think it's hilarious.

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THAT is great! That DEF beats the letter that appeared taped to my windshield after class from a guy who was IN my class- he must have written it in class and run out b4 i could get there. But we were like, 25 years old, not 16.

I opened a new account with AT&T at a mobile store in Selden (right across from TP's office actually, it's no longer there) and the guy working there was pretty hot and we were vibin... but he had a gf so whatever.. I was going out that night and just happy to take my new phone and go home to get ready...

20 minutes after I get home, I get a call... on my new phone... from the store. 'Hey I just wanted to call and make sure everything was working out good'.

Um... yeah, it's great. Have the phone for about less than an hour, but so far it's great.

'Oh good. Actually, the reason I'm actually calling is to see if you want to grab dinner'

'Don't you have a gf?'
'Well yeah..''
'And isn't she PREGNANT?'
'Well, yeah, but she doesn't have to know...'



Jamie don't play that.

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The other was when I worked at Walgreens in Elmont on the corner of Dutch BRoadway and ELmont Road. I used to work LATE, 4-12, 1:30 - 12:30 on Fridays and Saturdays. That neighborhood is heavily Haitian and I'm a chubby white blonde girl... I used to get hit on at work ALL THE EFFING TIME.
One night I was leaving and this guy started to follow me int he parking lot... so I hustled to my car and locked the doors.. and he got in his truck and before I could make it down the driveway, he pulled across it so I couldn't leave... I was terrified.

And he's yelling out his window.. 'Hey, cutie, can I get your number?'

Are you ******* serious?? No, not after I was just convinced you were going to rape and kill me and hide the body.

PLUSSSSS I was already with FH then...

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Posted by JLWSJC

I opened a new account with AT&T at a mobile store in Selden (right across from TP's office actually, it's no longer there) and the guy working there was pretty hot and we were vibin... but he had a gf so whatever.. I was going out that night and just happy to take my new phone and go home to get ready...

20 minutes after I get home, I get a call... on my new phone... from the store. 'Hey I just wanted to call and make sure everything was working out good'.

Um... yeah, it's great. Have the phone for about less than an hour, but so far it's great.

'Oh good. Actually, the reason I'm actually calling is to see if you want to grab dinner'

'Don't you have a gf?'
'Well yeah..''
'And isn't she PREGNANT?'
'Well, yeah, but she doesn't have to know...'



Jamie don't play that.
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ewww what a skeezeball!!!