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Just for fun... Your Mama is so fat that...

DayBeforeThanksgiving Posted:

Just for fun... Your Mama is so fat that...

Your Mama is so fat that she eats wheat thicks.

Your Mama is so fat that she left the house in stilettos and came back in flip flops.

Your Mama is so fat she got a run in her jeans.


I know I know... I'm corny.... just thought I'd give you a little laugh... see what happens when your cooped up in an office from 9-5?

Feel free to add more... I think this will be a funny thread!
AJsMommy122 Posted:

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We already have this thread on the NWR board
stephanief Posted:

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your mama is so stupid, she put a peep - hole in a glass door


VS11 Posted:

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even though there is a HUGE thred on NWR,,Iwill add mine...

Your momma is so fat her legs are like sour milk...white and lumpy!!!!!!!!!!
David'sbride Posted:

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Your momma's so fat her belt size is EQUATOR.

ChrissynRicky Posted:

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Your momma's so fat she has her own zip code.

Blu-ize Posted:

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Your momma is so fat when she sweats, she makes her own gravy!

FranksWife82105 Posted:

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Your momma is so dumb, that she thinks Menopause is a button on the remote!
DottieMcHugh Posted:

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Your momma's so fat she drives a spandex car

DayBeforeThanksgiving Posted:

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These are histerical!!! I had no idea there was a thread on NWR... I will definately check that out!

Preshy7 Posted:

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ill add my fave


YO mamas so fat, she wakes up in sections
leighdvm Posted:

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears heels, she strikes oil!!!!

lcherian Posted:

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yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, a skittle popped out!

DayBeforeThanksgiving Posted:

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Your mama is so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper.

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