Just got this email from my mom - I'm rolling!!

Are you tired of all those sissy 'Friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry
******* who made you sad.

When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.


When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining.


When you are confused -
I will use little words.


When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have.


When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsy *** -- then help you up.


This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end.
Why? You may ask Because you are my friend


Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you
can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.


Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body!!

I LOVE IT!

HAHA! I'm going to send that to my best friend right now!

I'm sending this to my friends..Its awesome..LMAO

A really good friend will help you move a body!!

I am going to give this to all my funeral directing friends!!!!

It's like I wrote it myself!!! LOVE IT!!

I drive a BIG Grand Marquis. I could could move 2 bodies in the trunk! Keep me in mind if you need a friend!