Just what I needed to get me out of my funk...

A consumer just said,

'This made me constipated! Do you know what that means? It means I can't take a dump! I need to dump! You have any idea what it feels like to walk around with a 5 pound eggplant up your butt?'

OMG

Oh my god!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where do you work????

omg thats gross!!!!!!!!

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

A consumer just said,

'This made me constipated! Do you know what that means? It means I can't take a dump! I need to dump! You have any idea what it feels like to walk around with a 5 pound eggplant up your butt?'

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gross

How do you not laugh in these people's ear? lol

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Posted by RitasEngaged

where do you work????

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I work for NBTY, the largest vitamin manufacturer in the NE. I deal with consumers who say they took something and it gave them a reaction (I file the FDA reports).

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Posted by laulac98


How do you not laugh in these people's ear? lol

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Mute button

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

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Posted by RitasEngaged

where do you work????

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I work for NBTY, the largest vitamin manufacturer in the NE. I deal with consumers who say they took something and it gave them a reaction (I file the FDA reports).

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that sounds like so much fun - listening to people b*tch all day

OMGGGGGGG i cant, im dying over here

that is some funny sh*t!!!

oh wait thats what they cant do

OMG!!!!! You are killing me!

AHHHHH!

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Posted by RitasEngaged

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Posted by mrsdraskin2009

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Posted by RitasEngaged

where do you work????

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I work for NBTY, the largest vitamin manufacturer in the NE. I deal with consumers who say they took something and it gave them a reaction (I file the FDA reports).

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that sounds like so much fun - listening to people b*tch all day

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Totally

Didn't you see my other post that my job made me drink straight vodka last night when I got home??