Katie Holmes...a Buff Bride To Be...funny!

From Socialitelife.com:


Baby Suri Cruise had it's first outing to the Scientology center. I'm surprised that the center was so empty, with all the Scientology hoopla going on, the place should be packed.


Now that Katie Holmes' fake pregnancy is over, she now has to lose all of that fake baby fat that she gained during the fake pregnancy. What better way to lose that dreaded baby weight, than with the help of Buff Brides.

A Cruise/Holmes wedding is on the fast track. Katie Holmes has met with the owner of Buff Brides, a company that sculpts bodies for the big day. And, we're told, Buff Brides has specific instructions -- get Katie ready to look amazing in her wedding dress. Now TMZ has the specifics -- it's a sleek, strapless A-line dress that is form fitted across the waist and falls to the floor. As for cleavage -- not so much. The bust is cut straight across.

We're told Katie has very specific goals to look great in the dress, working especially hard on her shoulders and back.


Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides told TMZ that Katie has decided to use her program, with the help of a personal trainer who has licensed the Buff Brides fitness regimen.

The real question is - is Buff Brides Scientology approved?

You think they'll document this journey on FitTV?! (I'm annoyed they stopped showing it on there!)

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Posted by krispyc

You think they'll document this journey on FitTV?! (I'm annoyed they stopped showing it on there!)

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I have TimeWarner and I FitTV is on mine, like on channel 1900-something

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Posted by BRIDEMICHELE

Do you really think her pregnancy was a joke?

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yes

I don't think she was faking the entire pregnancy. I question whether she was really born the other day or a few weeks ago and Katie's just been walking around with a fake belly on the last few weeks.

But anyway, I saw pics several months into the pregnancy of her where her belly was hanging out underneath her shirt. I also saw pics of her in a bathing suit from some vacation they went on and you could see she gained weight in her arms, butt and legs.

I certainly don't think he was the father. Unless she was artifically inseminated.

The whole thing is a bit shady to me. He seems a bit 'lite in the loafers' if you know what I mean

What is really sad is that you are not even supposed to think about working out for SIX weeks because the strain could make you bleed to death. NOT KIDDING. This is also why you are LEGALLY not allowed to work for six weeks. People are DUMB.

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Posted by BRIDEMICHELE

Do you really think her pregnancy was a joke?

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I don't, but I do question them as a couple.

taken from ET online:
The next obvious question that comes to mind is when will Tom and Katie get married? The groom-to-be told ET that he and Katie were still on target to wed this summer or fall, and that the most important thing for their union was being surrounded by family: 'I just want it to be a celebration of love and our relationship,' he said.


For the love of pizza, do NOT let them get married on July 9th....please!!!!! I'm begging the wedding gods, just don't let it happen....I know how my luck works usually, so please, don't mess with my wedding day like this!!! let it be some obscure monday in december or something crazy.

Maybe the buff training isn't for the wedding. Maybe it's so she can shape up as quickly as possible and have enough strength and stamina to grab the baby and out-run Tom.

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Posted by kase21

Maybe the buff training isn't for the wedding. Maybe it's so she can shape up as quickly as possible and have enough strength and stamina to grab the baby and out-run Tom.

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RUN KATIE, RUN!!!

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Posted by vixchik

taken from ET online:
The next obvious question that comes to mind is when will Tom and Katie get married? The groom-to-be told ET that he and Katie were still on target to wed this summer or fall, and that the most important thing for their union was being surrounded by family: 'I just want it to be a celebration of love and our relationship,' he said.


For the love of pizza, do NOT let them get married on July 9th....please!!!!! I'm begging the wedding gods, just don't let it happen....I know how my luck works usually, so please, don't mess with my wedding day like this!!! let it be some obscure monday in december or something crazy.

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I am with ya about July 9!

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Posted by kase21

Maybe the buff training isn't for the wedding. Maybe it's so she can shape up as quickly as possible and have enough strength and stamina to grab the baby and out-run Tom.

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Good thinking Kerri!!!!!

I'm afraid of the same thing happening, I don't want to share an anniversary with TomKat!!!! Please don't let her be a June bride!!!!

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Posted by werock0709

The whole thing is a bit shady to me. He seems a bit 'lite in the loafers' if you know what I mean

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone finally wrote my thoughts!!!!!!

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Posted by vixchik

taken from ET online:
The next obvious question that comes to mind is when will Tom and Katie get married? The groom-to-be told ET that he and Katie were still on target to wed this summer or fall, and that the most important thing for their union was being surrounded by family: 'I just want it to be a celebration of love and our relationship,' he said.


For the love of pizza, do NOT let them get married on July 9th....please!!!!! I'm begging the wedding gods, just don't let it happen....I know how my luck works usually, so please, don't mess with my wedding day like this!!! let it be some obscure monday in december or something crazy.

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i'm praying with you-- b/c my e-party is that day!! oh god i can hear the endless torment from my family and friends starting now if that happens!!