KWR: So on my Green Card application...

it asks like a gazillion questions but some of my favorites:

am i now, have i ever been or do i plan to be:
engaged in espionage
a prostitute
a nazi
a communist

...i wonder if anyone ever actually checks yes?

so from now on I'm the Canadian communist prostitute nazi spy, if anyone asks.

Who cares if you're a communist???

...or a prostitute




nazi and spy I get, just funny that they ask outright. wonder if they ever actually 'catch' any spies this way

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Posted by MerSaysEh

it asks like a gazillion questions but some of my favorites:

am i now, have i ever been or do i plan to be:
engaged in espionage
a prostitute
a nazi
a communist

...i wonder if anyone ever actually checks yes?

so from now on I'm the Canadian communist prostitute nazi spy, if anyone asks.

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love it!

hahaha can you even imagine answering yes?

my ex husband applied to the FBI years ago. There were tons of pages about communism. He swears he didn't get in bc my family were communists. hello..they lived in Russia at the time and everyone was. I'm sure he failed the psych being a lunatic and all. lol

Hehe! I will be applying for my green card after the wedding... Sounds like fun! Can't wait!

you better shush it. they're probably reading this. RIGHT. NOW.

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Posted by flibbertigibbet

you better shush it. they're probably reading this. RIGHT. NOW.

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as a green card holder I shouldnt have even clicked on this topic.....

and Mer: u Canadians are freaky - nazi spy prostitute??? and also dabble in some communism??? sheesh

Ha this came back up after it being waaay down the board for like 2 weeks!!!

yeah i posted about this on facebook and my dad (an immigration lawyer) told me to take it down because the government doesnt usually have a sense of humor.

if i get turned down i guess i know why....

*****!!! this reminds me of my mom!!! she told me this story not too long ago. when she went for her green card, they asked her those questions (communist)

and my mom said , 'YES!, i go to church every Sunday. i receive communion'


DOH!

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Posted by grkbarbie

*****!!! this reminds me of my mom!!! she told me this story not too long ago. when she went for her green card, they asked her those questions (communist)

and my mom said , 'YES!, i go to church every Sunday. i receive communion'


DOH!

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OMG that is ssoooooooooo funny. hahahahahahahahahha i love it. i totally want to do something like that just to eff with them! i'd like be all wide-eyed and naive, uch.

that is an amazing story!!! did they give her a green card?

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Posted by grkbarbie

*****!!! this reminds me of my mom!!! she told me this story not too long ago. when she went for her green card, they asked her those questions (communist)

and my mom said , 'YES!, i go to church every Sunday. i receive communion'


DOH!

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LOLOL

Barb, ur mom is too much!