Dear Britney: Congrats on your impending baby. Here is some advice from the ladies of LIW. We have all proven that we have better taste in men, so we have decided to share our wealth of knowledge.
I'll begin:
Thongs on babies are not cute and aren't the most sanitary way to diaper the little one.
Red Bull is not a good formula alternative.
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Posted by TracyInQueens
Dear Britney: Congrats on your impending baby. Here is some advice from the ladies of LIW. We have all proven that we have better taste in men, so we have decided to share our wealth of knowledge.
I'll begin:
Thongs on babies are not cute and aren't the most sanitary way to diaper the little one.
Red Bull is not a good formula alternative.
jantany26
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PrincessRose
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Oh, I've got one!
Don't sing to your child. You might damage her hearing.
FeliciaDA
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OMG Tracey I don't know how I can top that
How about..
Dear Britney,
Personal hygiene is your friend... it does come in handy, particularly during your pregnancy!
Also please remember when 'little Federline' is born, try not to let he/she run around without shoes on in PUBLIC .. in particular when he/she needs to use a gas station restroom ....
February05
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Oh, I've got one!
Don't sing to your child. You might damage her hearing.
'redneck in training' shirts are Not cute... not even on little babies.
do not alternate between breast feeding your child and your husband... ya just dont cross THAT line
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Oh, I've got one!
Don't sing to your child. You might damage her hearing.
What do you mean sing?!?! She'll just be lipsynching like she always does!!!
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Dear Britney, Please remember and don't forget that....OOOPP's Kevin's done it again...he has knocked up a girl and he'll leave her again...oh baby, baby......
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while pregnant, ripped denim thigh hugging daisy dukes are not most flattering with your expanding belly.
please avoid promoting your horrendous perfume 'Curious' - the baby may become permanetly scarred from the scent
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ummm...if you're bored with either kevin or the baby...well, there's no ooops! with this situation and no matter if you have 1 kid or 10, brit, you're still not a girl, and you'll never be a woman. sorry!
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is she pregnant????
lolita4life
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has she confirmed that she is in fact pregnant?
prncssrachel
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Um, I have one for Kevin...
You may not think it's worth wiping your own a$$, but don't think it's going to work with the kid
He's so dirty!
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tonia1001
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you girls crack me up!
MrsJ
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Britney, babies don't like hair extensions.
TracyInQueens
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Bumping, since the news has been confirmed.
Make sure your baby is cleaner than your husband and does not resemble a dirty little rocker. See Anderson, Pamela.
