Letter the music television channel FUSE wrote to MTV.
NEW YORK, Feb. 5 /PRNewswire/ -- Fuse the nation's only viewer-driven all music video network, set aside its differences in a sign of solidarity with rival MTV. In light of last Sunday's halftime show 'wardrobe malfunction,' Fuse publicly offered their support in an open letter that appeared in today's New York Post:
An Open Letter to MTV
Dear Friends at MTV,
Every day the entertainment industry is a victim of senseless, brutal
wardrobe malfunctions, accidents, and outright crimes.
MTV, we at Fuse are standing with you!
Even though we are competitors, we think it's time to put aside our
differences and take a stand. Let us not dwell on last Sunday's halftime
show -- the dated songs, the random crotch grabs and the senseless
lip-synching. No. Let's put that all aside and focus on the issue at
hand: VELCRO JUST DOES NOT WORK.
Many of us here have been victims of wardrobe malfunctions and understand
the life-long impact one single costume catastrophe can have.
We at Fuse will support you any way we can. We will continue to play
music videos every day, all day, day after day after day.
We are also willing to donate generously to the I.F.D.A.D.A.N.T.* (The
Institute For the Development of Advanced Double Adhesive Nipple Tape).
Signed in solidarity,
Your Friends at Fuse
P.S. For what it's worth, we also thought Chicken of the Sea was a
chicken-based product.
* Does not exist, but should. Give the Breast a Rest. Watch Music
Videos On Fuse.
Instute for the development of advanced double adhesive nipple tape.![]()
P.S. For what it's worth, we also thought Chicken of the Sea was a
chicken-based product.
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An Open Letter to MTV
Dear Friends at MTV,
Every day the entertainment industry is a victim of senseless, brutal
wardrobe malfunctions, accidents, and outright crimes.
MTV, we at Fuse are standing with you!
Even though we are competitors, we think it's time to put aside our
differences and take a stand. Let us not dwell on last Sunday's halftime
show -- the dated songs, the random crotch grabs and the senseless
lip-synching. No. Let's put that all aside and focus on the issue at
hand: VELCRO JUST DOES NOT WORK.
Many of us here have been victims of wardrobe malfunctions and understand
the life-long impact one single costume catastrophe can have.
We at Fuse will support you any way we can. We will continue to play
music videos every day, all day, day after day after day.
We are also willing to donate generously to the I.F.D.A.D.A.N.T.* (The
Institute For the Development of Advanced Double Adhesive Nipple Tape).
Signed in solidarity,
Your Friends at Fuse
P.S. For what it's worth, we also thought Chicken of the Sea was a
chicken-based product.
* Does not exist, but should. Give the Breast a Rest. Watch Music
Videos On Fuse.
Instute for the development of advanced double adhesive nipple tape.
P.S. For what it's worth, we also thought Chicken of the Sea was a
chicken-based product.
