Little Johnny's at it again!
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:
'If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would
you say to her? '
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.
And little johhny says: 'My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. '
The teacher passed out...
'If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would
you say to her? '
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.
And little johhny says: 'My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. '
The teacher passed out...
