LMAO!

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud
hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to
help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer
can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and
ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope
to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to
go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand
over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab
for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled
himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

awesome

LOL