LMAO
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls' getaway trip -
shopping, casinos, massages, facials, drinks with little umbrellas in them, buffets - the whole deal.
Two day before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his
foot down and tells her she isn't allowed to go.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go - but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
'Wow - how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?
'Well, I've been here since last night.......You see - yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'
'I pulled his hand off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles lit and rose petals scattered all over the bed - and on the bed he had handcuffs and ropes!!'
'He then told me to tie him up and cuff him to the bed. So I did. And then he said, 'Now do whatever you want'.'
'So here I am!!'
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shopping, casinos, massages, facials, drinks with little umbrellas in them, buffets - the whole deal.
Two day before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his
foot down and tells her she isn't allowed to go.
Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go - but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
'Wow - how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?
'Well, I've been here since last night.......You see - yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'
'I pulled his hand off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles lit and rose petals scattered all over the bed - and on the bed he had handcuffs and ropes!!'
'He then told me to tie him up and cuff him to the bed. So I did. And then he said, 'Now do whatever you want'.'
'So here I am!!'
