LMAO FORGOT THIS! Funny 'FLASH' story from our wedding on the 29th of July(Tara here's some last minute laughs for you...Ryan, Yesi, Mooshy-you guys will appreciate this)

Ok so I TOTALLY blocked this from my memory (and you will soon see why!) until I posted to someone on the 08 boards about their qeuestions of whether to go with cups or with a bra...

So my dress was a long sheathy modified A-line and I had cups sewn in cause I go ZERO boobage. I figgured would be more comfortable than a long line bra but the day of I wish I'd gone with both lol because the derss wouldn't stay in place for one thing-kept hifting over so my falsies looked lopsided. That was bad enough but seems I lost weight before the wedding because when I was shaking my groove thang to JLO's 'Lets get Loud,' with my bridal party and pretty much EVERYONE in my family and on their guest list, MY DRESS FELL DOWN! LEFT BOOB POPPED OUT! MIND YOU I have them pierced so although my horror was enormous, the look on the face of our family friends, DOCTOR AND PRIEST was greater I think..just a wee bit

I WANTED TO DIE! I mean it was quick-a flash and I felt the air and was like OMG OMG and pulled ti up and my MOH jst started dying. We tried to be all calm and play if off but the DJ was on the floor and it was with cheeks as red as my heels that I walked off that floor to 'powder my nose' with as much dignity as I could manage.

Moral of the story? If you are part of the itty bitty titty committie like me and want cups sewn in, don't lose weight before the wedding and make sure you have those suckers on TIGHT! I'd go for a bra with the cups for some extra support too...Or risk sendig your family priest to your family shrink friend for therapy for the rest of his life...