LOL--- THIS IS A CUTE JOKE~

Wal-Mart Urinalysis

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bill says to Mike
behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So Bill deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bill began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a urine sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and *********ed
into the mixture for good measure.

Bill hurried back to Walmart, eager to check the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with antifungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

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That was great!

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LOL!!!

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