Looking for a sister-in-law poem Back
halloweenbride04 Posted: Oct 06, 2004 12:11 PM+
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Looking for a sister-in-law poem

I'm doing scrapbooks as part of the BM gifts. I've found beautiful friendship poems for my friends but can't seem to find a nice sister-in-law poem. Does anyone have something? Or can someone point me in the right direction?

Thanks!
halloweenbride04 Posted: Oct 12, 2004 12:52 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

Bumping out of desperation.
nylisa Posted: Oct 12, 2004 01:20 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.



marymoon Posted: Oct 12, 2004 01:34 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.
marymoon Posted: Oct 12, 2004 01:39 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

Sorry. I couldn't resist bashing my FSIL

ETA: it's great that you have such a good relationship with her!
TracyInQueens Posted: Oct 12, 2004 02:27 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by marymoon

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.



bluesashbride Posted: Oct 12, 2004 02:47 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem



that's awesome!
marymoon Posted: Oct 13, 2004 10:16 AM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

*bows* Thank you! Thank You!

My FIL's are always a source of creative outpouring!
SANDNOV12 Posted: Oct 13, 2004 11:54 AM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

Oh that is way too funny!
Little Princess12 Posted: Oct 13, 2004 12:41 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by nylisa

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.





Where did you find this poem?
SeptemberBride03 Posted: Oct 13, 2004 02:15 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

marymoon - that is too funny!
nylisa Posted: Oct 13, 2004 02:17 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by Little Princess12


Posted by nylisa

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.





Where did you find this poem?


I don't remember.
MrsJ Posted: Oct 13, 2004 02:23 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by marymoon

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.



LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit
marymoon Posted: Oct 13, 2004 03:54 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by kelleherkm


LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit




That is the PERFECT addition!
MrsJ Posted: Oct 13, 2004 03:57 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem


Posted by marymoon


Posted by kelleherkm


LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit




That is the PERFECT addition!



Thanks! We should write anti-greeting cards!
marymoon Posted: Oct 13, 2004 04:05 PM+
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Re: Looking for a sister-in-law poem

OMG..definitely. I can use my in laws as inspiration.

Our featured titles can include

'I hope you die, but get well soon anyway, so I don't have to deal with your guilt'

'Congratulations on you new bargianing chip, I mean baby, whom you can hang over our heads forever to try to get us to do what we want.'

and 'I think your *** is fat, too!'
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