Looking for a sister-in-law poem

I'm doing scrapbooks as part of the BM gifts. I've found beautiful friendship poems for my friends but can't seem to find a nice sister-in-law poem. Does anyone have something? Or can someone point me in the right direction?

Thanks!

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.

Sorry. I couldn't resist bashing my FSIL

ETA: it's great that you have such a good relationship with her!

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Posted by marymoon

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.

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that's awesome!

*bows* Thank you! Thank You!

My FIL's are always a source of creative outpouring!

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Posted by nylisa

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.

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Where did you find this poem?

marymoon - that is too funny!

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Posted by Little Princess12

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Posted by nylisa

I found this:


To My Sister-In-Law' You've made a difference in my life, I hope that you can see how happy I am we're joined together by the same family. You're one of those special people who make others feel at ease, it's a pleasure knowing someone who gives herself unselfishly. Your spirit is always ready to comfort and encourage, do you ever have a moment that you feel discouraged? So when I think of you I drop the 'in-law' part, leaving me a sister cherished with love inside my heart.

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Where did you find this poem?

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I don't remember.

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Posted by marymoon

This is a poem for my FSIL

From the day I met you
I knew you were trouble
between you and your mother
my misery is double
you treat your brother
like a piece of $h!t
If there's a worst sister in the world
You are definitely it
You're heinous and rude.
disrespectful and crass
I wish I were done
with your sorry fat @$$
But I'm marrying your brother
Whether you like it or not
And don't take it out on me
that I'm better than tthe lazy bum husband you've got
if you move far away
i'll have your bags packed
'cause you'll never my sister
and that's a fact.

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LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit

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Posted by kelleherkm


LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit

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That is the PERFECT addition!

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Posted by marymoon

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Posted by kelleherkm


LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

I really Can't stand you
Not one little bit
and now that your my sister
by marriage
I still don't give a $hit

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That is the PERFECT addition!

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Thanks! We should write anti-greeting cards!

OMG..definitely. I can use my in laws as inspiration.

Our featured titles can include

'I hope you die, but get well soon anyway, so I don't have to deal with your guilt'

'Congratulations on you new bargianing chip, I mean baby, whom you can hang over our heads forever to try to get us to do what we want.'

and 'I think your *** is fat, too!'