Lost : don't be hatin'

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:50 AM

Lost : don't be hatin'

Fh and I watched it with BoyScout last night. BoyScout has never seen it so I had to sum it up for him. I said, 'There's a monster no one mentions, a crazy French lady no one talks about and a missing pregnant lady no one is looking for.' Of course, they talk about all 3 of those things last night and I looked like a crazy, crazy liar!!

Anyway...

Locke... Shut UP

Walt is creepier tha Locke now.

Michael's backstory was really good and Brian is an asshat!

Ooooh Sawyer, Charlie sucker-punched you!!!

Boone... uh, when you and Locke were looking for the dog, you know that wasn't a date, right? Right?

Hey Claire, what's wrong? A dingo ate my baby!!!

Shut UP, Locke!

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:52 AM

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Who the H E double hockey sticks is BoyScout?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:54 AM

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Posted by wc0143

Who the H E double hockey sticks is BoyScout?

Mr Boots' friend who bandaged my MUTILATED finger!

nov04LIbride Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:54 AM

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Posted by wc0143

Who the H E double hockey sticks is BoyScout?

Have you been following the adventures of the monkey? Remember the amputated finger incident where boy scout almost had to put his skills to use?

nov04LIbride Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:56 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Boone... uh, when you and Locke were looking for the dog, you know that wasn't a date, right? Right?

So was that cream Locke used on Boone really something to make Boone infatuated with him? Seriously, Boone was acting in LUV with Locke!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:58 AM

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Posted by nov04LIbride

So was that cream Locke used on Boone really something to make Boone infatuated with him? Seriously, Boone was acting in LUV with Locke!

Maybe it was Motion Lotion?

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:59 AM

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Posted by nov04LIbride

Posted by wc0143

Who the H E double hockey sticks is BoyScout?

Have you been following the adventures of the monkey? Remember the amputated finger incident where boy scout almost had to put his skills to use?

You know, she's had so many adventures lately, I'm getting confused (or maybe it's the concussion setting in from WHACKING my head on the garage door this morning ).

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:59 AM

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OMG! are you okay??

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 09:59 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by nov04LIbride

So was that cream Locke used on Boone really something to make Boone infatuated with him? Seriously, Boone was acting in LUV with Locke!

Maybe it was Motion Lotion?

So BOONE and LOCKE are not both men?

nov04LIbride Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:00 AM

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Posted by wc0143

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by nov04LIbride

So was that cream Locke used on Boone really something to make Boone infatuated with him? Seriously, Boone was acting in LUV with Locke!

Maybe it was Motion Lotion?

So BOONE and LOCKE are not both men?

YES they are! I would imagine the motion lotion would work for the men too?

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:01 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

OMG! are you okay??

Two days of debilitating migraines and now the garage door WHACK ... feeling fine Are we there yet? Who found my frog?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:04 AM

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Posted by wc0143

So BOONE and LOCKE are not both men?

No, they are. Boone is a rich, preppy boy who is in love with his step-sister (the sinister and skanky Shannon) and slept with her after she extorted 50K from him.

Locke is a miraculously-healed paraplegic survivalist with a box of knives and a disturbing talent for waxing philisophical while skinning a wild boar.

neesiepie Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:04 AM

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I bet Claire had the baby and someone took it....remember the psychic telling her not to let ANYONE ELSE raise the child????

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:06 AM

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Neesie, I agree. Imagine if a dingo is raising her baby?

tourist Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:09 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Fh and I watched it with BoyScout last night. BoyScout has never seen it so I had to sum it up for him. I said, 'There's a monster no one mentions, a crazy French lady no one talks about and a missing pregnant lady no one is looking for.' Of course, they talk about all 3 of those things last night and I looked like a crazy, crazy liar!!

Anyway...

Locke... Shut UP

Walt is creepier tha Locke now.

Michael's backstory was really good and Brian is an asshat!

Ooooh Sawyer, Charlie sucker-punched you!!!

Boone... uh, when you and Locke were looking for the dog, you know that wasn't a date, right? Right?

Hey Claire, what's wrong? A dingo ate my baby!!!

Shut UP, Locke!

I don't thik Walt is creepy. I think he is a Wizard.

Thank God they found Claire. But I'd like to point out that they still weren't actually LOOKING for her Did she appear baby-less to you? DH thinks the she had a devil-baby & the evil island inhabitants took it & that is why the psychic told her not to let anyone raise the baby but her.

Edited, because the other word for devil is apparently blocked

nov04LIbride Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:11 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Neesie, I agree. Imagine if a dingo is raising her baby?

What if her baby is a dingo?

tourist Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:12 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Neesie, I agree. Imagine if a dingo is raising her baby?

or worse, a French lady?

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:13 AM

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Posted by tourist

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Neesie, I agree. Imagine if a dingo is raising her baby?

or worse, a French lady?

Or worse, two motion lotion luvin' guys!!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:14 AM

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Posted by tourist

Thank God they found Claire. But I'd like to point out that they still weren't actually LOOKING for her ... ... ... ... DH thinks the she had a devil-baby & the evil island inhabitants took it.

Yeah, they didn't find her so much as SHE FOUND THEM!

I agree with your husband... she probably gave birth to 5 shades of evil! And now the island inhabitants luuuuurve and worship MONSTER-BABY! With it's 3 rows of teeth and serrated ears!

wc0143 Posted: Jan 20, 2005 10:15 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by tourist

Thank God they found Claire. But I'd like to point out that they still weren't actually LOOKING for her ... ... ... ... DH thinks the she had a devil-baby & the evil island inhabitants took it.

Yeah, they didn't find her so much as SHE FOUND THEM!

I agree with your husband... she probably gave birth to 5 shades of evil! And now the island inhabitants luuuuurve and worship MONSTER-BABY! With it's 3 rows of teeth and serrated ears!

Wait, maybe the baby washed up on the shores of Point Pleasant as a teenager with Jake?